WISE CRACKS

DORMITORYWhen you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIANWhen you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMERWhen you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER
DESPERATIONWhen you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYESWhen you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSHWhen you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODEWhen you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINESWhen you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME
ANI MOSITYWhen you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTSWhen you rearrange the letters:LIES LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAWWhen you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMSWhen you rearrange the letters:ALAS NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINTWhen you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKESWhen you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWOWhen you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA :When you rearrange the letters(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaaytoo much time on their hands! !
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