Andheri Kabar,Sunsan Kabristan,Suni Haveli,Kala Aasman,Bijli karki,Aya tofaan,Raat ho Gae,
So Ja Shaitan
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Dil se boluEk baat mein sachi
Hum tumEk dal ke panchi.
Dosti hamariye hogi na kachi.
Teri photoSe to merinegative aachi.
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Yeh tumharaSulagta hua jism ...Kapkapatay hont....Larkharati aawaz...Thartharata badan ...Mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain malaria hai

FRIENDS LIKE YOU

Oh, what joy it isto have friends like you
For giving me strengththe way you do
For lifting me upwhen I'm feeling downAnd putting a smile on my facewhen I'm wearing a frown
Thanks for being thereand helping me growYour friendship means a lotthis I'd like you to know

Aap to mere aankho ka pani ho,Jab tum khush hoti ho toh sabse zyada khushi mujhe hoti hai,Jab tum naraj hoti ho toh sabse zyada narajgi mujhe hoti hai,Yahi teri yaade mere aankho se pani bankar bahar aati hai,Kabhi khushyon se toh kabhi gum se.

Tabiyat theek nahi thi,Doctor key paas gaya tha to doctor ne bola,Ek paagal ko sms bhej do sub theek ho jayega,Aur maine aapko sms bhej diyaAb zara acchi lag rahi hai tabiyat.


Bebas hai insaan apni kismat ke aage,Bebas hai sapne haqiqat ke aage,Koi ruki huwi dhadkan se puche ,Kitna tadapta hai dil mohabbat ke aage.


Jo aansu na hote aankhon meTo aankhen itni khoobsoorat na hotiJo dard na hota dil meTo khushi ki kimat pata na hotiJo bebafayee na ki hoti waqt neTo judai main jine ki adat na hoti


Kaash ke aapko pata hota aapki ehmiyat hamare dil mein,Aap hamare ghamo ko nahi hame dete panaah apne seene mein,Hamari aisy auqat kaha ke aapke seene ko sajaye apne gham se,Jo mumkin na ho hamari saari zindagi ke khushiyo se,Hum aapki hazare balaaye utarna chahte hain,Aapki khushiyo ko nazar hamari hi na lagjaye - yeh chahte hain.

Phir chupke se yaad aa gaya koi,Meri aakhon ko phir rula gaya koi,Kaise uska shukriya aada karen,Mujh naachiz ko shayar bana gaya koi.

Zindagi har kisi ki ek zaisi nahi hoti,Jo kisi matlab se ki jaaye, woh mohabbat nahi hoti,Khwaabon ke aashiyane toh sabhi bana lete hai,Par har khwaab haqeeqat mein badal jaayen,Yeh har kisi ki kismat nahi hoti.

LOVELY SMS FROM LOVEBEATS

Without Love -- dayz areWithout Love -- dayz are"Sadday, moanday, tearsday,wasteday,thirstday,frightday,shatterday... so be in Luv everyday...

Life ends when you stop dreamingLife ends when you stop dreaming,
hope ends when you stop believing and love ends when you stop caring. So dream
hope and love...Makes Life Beautiful.


Time will always flyTime will always fly, but our love will never die. Keep in touch and remeber me

When You give your heartWhen time comes for u to give ur heart to someone, make sure u select someone who will never break ur heart, cuz broken hearts has never spare parts.

Write on BricksI m going to write on all the bricks I MISS U and i wish that one falls on ur head,so that u knows how it hurts when u miss someone special like u.

If 10 people care 4 uIf 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world.

I m feeling so happyI m feeling so happy, do u know why? cuz i m so lucky, do u know how? cuz God loves me.Do u know how? cuz he gave me a gift. Do u know what? its YOU my love.

First time i saw u1st time i saw u i was scared 2 touch u.1st time i touched u i was scared 2 kiss u.1st time i kiss u i was scared to luv u.but now dat i luv u im scared 2 lose u!

If i were a tear in ur eyeIf i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

I love all the stars in the sky,I love all the stars in the sky, but they are nothing compared to the ones in your eyes!

1)u must be a good runner coz u r always running in my mind,u must be a good thief coz u have stolen my heart and im a bad shooter coz i always miss you.
2)friendship is like the relation between the hand and the eyes,its like when hand gets hurt,the eye cries and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.
3)tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya upahar du,koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,jo khud gulab hai,usko kya gulab du.
4)khushboo bina phool bekar,chand bina chandni bekar,teri dosti bina meri zindagi bekaar,aur mere im bina tera yahoo messenger bekar.
5)aaj tum dil mango,de denge,dhadkan amngo,de denge,jigar mango,de denge,jism aur jaan tak manglo,to de sakte hai kyuki pancho film ki vcd ghar par hai.
6)jab kabhi ye dil udas hota hai, toote huve khwabon ke siva kucch na paas hota hai,tumhari yaad aise waqt bahut yaad ati hai,jab koi bandar aaspaas hota hai.
7)yesterday is a cancelled cheque ,tomorrow is a promisary note,today is only cash,so spend it wisely.
8)if u feel a bit uneasy,lightheaded and r craving for something sweet,i think i know whats wrong with u,actually ur suffering from lack of vitamin me.
9)certain people touch yr heart and u cant stop thinking abt them,dats the kind of person u r ,absent yet so near,simple yet worth remeb
10)happiness is not something u postpone for the future it is something u design for the present.
11)ek khoobsoorti ek tazgi,ek sapna,ek sacchai,ek kalpana ek ahsas,ek aastha ek vishwaas
12)a woman of real beauty smiles in trouble,gathers strength from d reflection,and payer,send thsi to a beautiful woman ,i just did.
13)i live by faith and not by sight,so whether i see u or not,talk 2 u or not,i know that ur still the same,the one keeping till the end.
14)aapki hasi kabhi kam na ho,aap ke ansu kabhi nam na ho,aap ko mile zindagi ki har khushi,bhale us khushi em hum na ho.
15)happiness keeps u sweet,trials keep u strong,sorrow keeps u human,failure keeps u humble,success keeps u glowing but only god keeps u going.
16)y is a woman like a pack of cards-coz u need aheart 2 love her, a diamong 2 marry her,flower 2 pamper her and a spade 2 bury her.
17)TUSI badehi gr8 ho, rasgule ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,smsKARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fav8 ho.
18) i aksed an angel 2 take care of u but he came back sooner than expected,i aksed him why>he said an angel doesnt need to watch over an angel.
19)Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri friendshipt ko mita de, Yeh dosti hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de Heart hai magar attack nahi,Blood hai magar pressure nahi, Dil hai magar dildar nahi.
20)Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge, Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge
21)Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,Mere hoslon se kam milenge, Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge
22) Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta, Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.
23)Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,Mere hoslon se kam milenge, Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge
24)Ar karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti kaun karega,Aye khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,Varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
25) Every morning you are the first thing that comes to my mind. I wish I would start my day with you in my bed. I love your feel to my lips.You just make my day.I love you Nescafe.
26) smart man+smart naari=flirting jaari,idiot man+smart naari=jeb khali,smart man+bevakuf naari=pav bahri and bavakuf man +bavakuf naari=shaadi
27) alphabetic advices 4 u-abc-avoid bad company,def=dont entertain fools,ghi-give up high ideas,jklm-just keep loving me28)khudaki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,dilome chuphi daulat nahi dekhi,jo bhi kehta hai ke dooriyose mitti hai dosti usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.

Kool

Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon.

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

Exams on serials

>>>>Exams are compulsory in our life coz they r KASAUTI ZINDAGI KAY>A teacher may oppose this KYUNKI TEACHER BHI KABHI STUDENT THI>There is nuthin to worry about these exams bcoz they r KAHANI SKOOL SKOOL KI>Even there possibility that KAHIIN KISSI ROZ these exams are banned>Anyway all these depend upon our KUNDALI>Yet after all these arguments one ques remains in our mind KYUN HOTA HAI EXAM>Well no one has an answer but i can give one suggestion try and try until u succeeeddd>>after all KOSHISH- EK ASHA>The positive point of exams that they are able to determine that KISME KITNA HAI DUM nad>>KAMZOR KARI KAUN>Everyone while sitting in the examination hall prays that KOI APNA SSA will help but when>>we peek into his copies the APNA SA person says SSHHHHH KOI HAI>So we get a KHAUFF of gettting into KASHMAKASH nad then suddenly stop our KASHMAKASH after>>all we should not do such bad KARAM>These exams really bring a heavy burden on our mind but still KITNE KOOL HAIN HUM>>We all have a CHOTI SI ASHA to pass bcoz KEHTA HAI DIL dont let down the KALASH of heritage>Dont worry how many times u fail after all HAADSAA give rise to a KAMAL>All these things should be managed by us without seeing reach of SONPARI or SHAKTIMAN bcoz>>in doing so u will be building up EK MAHAL HO SAPNO KA but we should never do YATRA in>>dreams and alwayz believe in HAQEEQAT>So with an .that u got my views i would not do further TU TU MAIN MAIN on this topic.>

20 tips for a gr8 20008

++++++++++++++20 POSITIVE TIPS++++++++++++++ 20

Tips for a Positive New Year! 1. Take a 10-30 minute "Thank you" walk every day.While you walk practice gratitude. It is the ultimate anti-depressant.

2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.Buy a lock if you have to. 3.

Buy a TIVO, tape your late night shows and get moresleep - it's the ultimate energizer.

4. When you wake up in the morning complete thefollowing statement: My purpose is to___________ today.

5. Live with the 3 E's. Energy, Enthusiasm, Empathy.

6. Read more books than you did in 2007.

7. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, tai chi,qigong and prayer. They provide us with daily fuel for our busy lives.

8. Do the "one thing" you have always wanted to do.

9. Dream more while you are awake.

10. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants andeat less foods that are manufactured in plants.

11. Mentor someone and be mentored by someone.

12. Engage in daily random acts of kindness.

13. Clear your clutter from your house, your car, yourdesk and let new and flowing positive energy into your life.

14. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip, energyvampires, issues of the past, negative thoughts or things you cannotcontrol. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

15. Realize that life is a school and you are here tolearn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade awaylike algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

16. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince anddinner like a college kid with a maxed out charge card.

17. Smile and laugh more. It will keep the energyvampires away.

18. Each night before you go to bed complete thefollowing statements: I am thankful for __________. Today Iaccomplished____________.

19. Remember that you are too blessed to be stressed.

20. Enjoy the ride. You only have one ride throughlife so make the most of it and enjoy it.

SMS

aisa dostana hamara,mai kashti,tu kinara,mai dhanush,tu teer,mai mattar,tu paneer,mai varsha,tu badal,mai rajma,tu chawal,mai hot,tu cool,mai april,tu----?


during sex ,girl says,ur like a cellphone.boy saysï vibrate a lot?no,she said wen u getin d tunnel,u loose the network,

har subah teri muskurati rahe,har sham teri gungunati rahe,tu jisse bhi mile,is tarah se mile,k har milne wale ko teri yaad aati

in life,wen u get problems,dont get nervous,just close yr eyes and follow yr heart coz heart is in left but it is always right.

dur ho jane se rishte nahi tootte,nahi sif paas rehne se judte,ye to dosti ka bandhan hai isliye hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi bhulte.
a coin is easy to earn but a frnd is hard to find,the coin depreciates,but a friend appreciates,i lost a coin for this message,but i gained a priceless friend.
jaate jaate woh koi acchi nishani de gaye,umra bhar dohra saku aisi kahani de gaye,khair hum to reh gaye pyase,par hamari palko ko woh pani de gaye.
contest in girl's college.write a short note which contains,religion,sex and mystery.winner's essay;O.MY GOD,I'M PREGNANT,I WONDER WHO DID IT?
shukriya karo us khuda ka ke usne hame banaya hai,kyunki ek pyara,cool,beautiful ,smart n cute dost humne na sahi,par tumne to paya hai.
todays thought-dont only be close with someone who makes u happy,be close to someone who cant be happy without you.have a nice day.

har kali aapse khushbu mange,aaftab aapse nur udhar mange,rab kare aap dost aise nibhaye ki log mujse aapki dosti udhar mange.

husband-there is a gr8 sale on car-covers-at this place.wife shouts-u dont even have a car.husband-do i complain wen u buy a bra/

ave che vasant patzad joi joi ne,hase che manvi ketlu roi roi ne,,nahi bhulay bhutkal agal joi
joi ne,male che sacha mitro tamara jeva kyarek koi koi ne.

marwadi man on his deathbed-wife?r u here?yes.my dear,my son,r u here/my daughter, r u here/YES
PAPA.kamino,to dukan par kaun gaya?

85 yr old virgin dying wanted her grave 2 read-born virgin,lived virgin,died virgin.the sculptor
shortened it ,parcel returned unopened.

din rat bethkar tera intezar karte hai,khamosh labo se pyar ka izhar karte hai,khud ki jaan ka
yakeen nahi humko,apni jaan se bhi jyada tumse pyar karte hai.

a day will finally come wen whole world will celebrate ur name,ur fame,yr personality ,yr
thoughts,yr ideas,dat day will be april 1.

sardarji enters kitchen,opens sugarbox,looks inside and closes and does this repeatedly,y?COZ DR TOLD HIM TO CHECK SUGAR LEVEL REGULARLY.

IT TAKES 1,000 WORKERS 2 BLD A CASTLE,MILLION soldiers 2 protect a country ,but just 1 woman 2 make a happy home.lets thnk our kaamwalibai.

punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,waqt ke saath insan badal jata hai,sochta hai ki aapko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.

Wife-jab tum desi pite ho to mujhe paro kehte ho,jab whiskey pite ho to darling kehte ho ,aaj kya piya he jo chudail kehte ho.husband-aaj main hosh me hu.

wats diff bet mosquito @fly,a fly can fly but a mosquito cant mosquito.

wat did babycorn ask momcorn?where in popcorn?y is river rich?coz it has 2 banks.
wht do comps like 2 eat-chips.
y did teacher wear sunglassses 2 school-she had a bright student like me.


sukh shanti ke vaas ho,har khushi dil ke paas ho,aapke ghar dhan ki barsaat ho ,aur uska ek nal connection hamare ghar ke paas ho.

1 schoolboy asked -dad wat shud i write in application form for mother tongue column?dad replied-very long.-

zindagi kk validity se gum ko delete,khushi ko save,rishto ko recharge or dosto ko download karo,fir dekho zindagi ktni polyphonic ban jayegi.

Rita Shahif i was painter,u would be my painting,if i was author,u would be my story,if i was apoet,u would be my poem,but unfort i am a cartoonist.

thought 4 d day-virginity is not security or a sign of purity -it is lack of opportunity.

be a poet wen yr alone,be a king wen u command,be a scientist wen u work,be a lover wen u c arts,be a history wen u die and be my friend until i die.

our friendship is like water-no colour,no shape,no place,no taste,but is essential 4 living,so have it 4 ever.

a lil less ego,a lil more understanding,a lil less argument,a lil more concern,tats wat keeps friendship 4ever.
the best part of yr frenship is yr future coz u can create yr own script 4 it,so make it d most memorable one.

sendin u 1.000 smiles,take1 for now and keep d remainin 999 under yr pillow,take out 1y]everytime u think of me coz i wanna see u smilin al through.

wats marriage-alpenlibe-ji chahiye raha na jaye-2y] tus melo chalti muskaan,3y]kinetic-sab ki hawa nikal de 4y]chlormint-dubara mat puchna

bank marriage asks sardar-wats a cyclone-sardar answers -it is a loan given 2 someds.

sendin u 1.000 smiles,take1 for now and keep d remainin 999 under yr pillow,take out 1y]everytime u think of me coz i wanna see u smilin al through.

wats marriage-alpenlibe-ji chahiye raha na jaye-2y] tus melo chalti muskaan,3y]kinetic-sab ki hawa nikal de 4y]chlormint-dubara mat puchna

hum nazaro se dur hai aankho se nahi,hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,aapse dur hai aapki yado se nahi.

dil armano se houseful hai,pure honge ya nahi doubtful hai,is duniya mein har cheez wonderful hai,par zindagi aap jaise dosto se beautiful hai.

distance cannot bind anyone,time cant bind anyone,if feelings are true and from heart ,just close yr eyes and u can find anyone.

har pal me pyar hai,har lamhey me khushi,kho do to ye yadeen hai,jee lo to zindagi.be happy always and live every moment.

hahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahaha,kucch nahin,bas tumhari shakal yaad aa gayi.


twinkle twinkle,lazy star,kitna soyega uthja yaar,up above the world so high,sun has risen in the sky,uthke jaldi peele chai,then u can call and tell me hi.

good morn-time -the costliest thing,which could be purchased by any1,so wen some11 spends it 4 u,it just says d depth of care taht they shower on u.

mukesh said to anil ambani-i wanna kiss yr wife,anil said ok but 40 paise per minute.tina shouted -dont cheat him-reliance to relainace free hai.

hasne ke baad q rulati hai duniya,jane ke bad q bulati hai duniya?zindagi me kya kucch kasar baki thi jo marne ke baad jalati hai duniya?talented ,.,beautiful,buddhishali,premal,samjhu ,swadisht rasoi banave evi dharampatni prapt thay e ghatna ne shu kehvay?afavathey say it takes a minute to find a special person ,an hour 2 appreciate them ,a day 2 love them bu then an entire life 2 4get them.
a woman of real beauty smiles in trouble,gathers strength from distress and grows brave thru prayer,s1end this 2 a beautifil woman-i just did.
who smiles during sadness,just 2 keep yr spirits going,loves u even though u hate,conforts u when sorrows surround u,hurts more for others than or oneself,Gives selflessly and undyingly,mak1es ahouse a home with warmth,love and care.who else could it be/a woman ofcourse.
money,attitude and ego are like yr underwear,-u should have it but never show
namaskar-this is friendship care centre1-aapki dosti ki validity khatam hone wali hai.kripya turant hi ek sms kar ke recharge karale.
chupkese chand ki roshni aap ko chu jaye,dhire se hawa kucch keh jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe manglo khuda se,hum dua karenge aapka chand aapko mil jaye.
problem is not the distance between the expected and the reality,so either expect less 1or accept the reality and the problem is no more.
friendship is a network which req no recharge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,just dont switch off yr heart.
Rita Shahmay yr salty days be peppered with spicy luv,may u bask in tangy lemon sunshine,play on starberry fields,all under a vanilla sky,,have ayummy day.
feelings of luv,moments of caring,small small sharing,stupid fights creates a miracle called a friend.
har "sham" ke baad raat "ati hai,har baat ke baad aapki yaad aati hai,chup reh ke bhi dekh liya maine,khamoshiyon se aapki awaz aati hai.

friendship is like a network that needs no rcgarge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,just dont switch off ur heart.
arz kiya hai--hum bhi dost tumhare liye taj mahal banayenge,hum bhi dost tumhare liye taj mahal banayenge-1 cup subah aur 1 cup shyam ko-- kahe che nayan malta nayan sharmai jase,dil malta dil harkhai jase,zindagi che to prem kari le ,mara dost,mrutyu shu che te jivtabjiv samjai jase.
wats common bet men and video,ans-both go backward,fwd,bckwad,fwd,stop and eject.
y r condoms like cameras?they both capture the moment.
mandir jem sunu lage dhaja vagar,prem am maja na ave saza vagar,malam ni koi kimmat nathi ija vagar,haji sudhi koi jivyu nathi ek bija vagar.
wats common bet wealthy,brilliant butiful considerate caring lovable 4 ever faithful woman and osama bill laden?ans-both cannot be found.
har subah teri muskurati rahe,har shyam teri gungunati rahe,tu jise bhi mile is tarah mile,k har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.
sometimes the road travelled turns out to be more beautiful than d destination reached,enjoy leading yr life no matter what it turns out to be.
positive pics come out from negatives developed ina dark room.so if u find urself lonely in dark,understand dat god is working on a beautiful picture.
geography and history r inversely proportional.agirl with good geography has a bad history and girl with good history has bad geography.
ek sharabi ne apni aankhen dan karte samay doc se kaha jise lagan use bata dene ki 4 peg ke baad khulti hai.
waqt ye lamhe guzar jayenge,zindagi se bahut kuch khokar kuch payenge ,aaj karib hai kal dur ho jayenge,par wada raha roz aapke dil me zarur ayenge.
teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar aata hai,sochta hu ki ghar ki bijali katwadu aur tujhe deewar pe latkadu.
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-- Original Message --
From: "RITA" <ritaraju@rediffmail.com>To: ritaraju@rediffmail.comSubject: : sms
Rita Shahlikh sake kisi ki takdir agar hum,teri takdir me har khushilikh dete,jo mod tujhe kamyabi dilaye,har lakir ko us taraf mod dete.
karni hame khuda se kucch fariyad baki hai,hume inse kehni kuch baat bakihai,maut ayengi,keh denge ruk,abhi meri aap ki mulakat baki hai.
friendship is like a tree,it is not measured in how tall it could be but how deep the roota are.
desktop is wat u do with yr secretary at office,laptop is gf in a room palmtopis wat u do wen nothing is available.
a word 2 say,a word 2 hear,i feel u near,our relation is strong,hope it goes long,v remain friends ,till our heart goes on
the imp of a dear frnd in our lives is like d imp of our heartbeats.though they r not visible,they silently lend u a gift called life.
if u find yr world a sky n yr frndsas stars,n somday u dont find me among dem,dont worry,i may have fallen 2 make some wish of yrs come true.
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko deewano ki tarah kiss kiya kartethe,par haye re aapki phooti kismat,us waqt aap huggis pehna karte the.
its confirmed now that adam was the first sardar coz who would sit next to a naked woman and chew apples instead of nipples.
dark were those days widout yr sight,wen i was in darkness u gave me light,u gave me strength2 make life bright,thanku so much,philips tubelight.
lovely roses and lovely u,and lovely r de things u do,but the lovliest is the friendship of the 2,1 is me and other is u.
waqt ye lamhe guzar jayenge,zindagi me bahut kucch khokar kucch payenge,aaj karib hai,kal dur ho jayenge,par wada raha roz aapke dil me zarur ayenge.
sun wouldnt be red,sky wouldnt be blue,i wouldnt be happy widout wishing u,wish u a rosy fresh morning ans silky smooth day.
yadon me na dhundo,dil me hum bas jayenge,tamana ho agar milne ki to ón ''karlo mobile,hum inbox me hi mil jayenge.
prem-darling ,rape ka matlab kya hota hai-premika-sahi jagah par galat admi.

Subject: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: sms
Rita Shah Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karkepaap karta hoon.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho.
reliance ka new ad acmpaign_bhaad mein jaye baap ka sapnahe said an angel doesnt need to watchover an angel.19)Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri friendshipt ko mita de, Yehdosti hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de Heart hai magarattack nahi,Blood hai magar pressure nahi, Dil hai magar dildarnahi. 20)Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,Bhule bhikabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge, Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jabhum bahot dur chale jayenge 21)Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,Mere hoslon se kammilenge, Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karnaaur samne hum milenge22) Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,Aap ke chehre ko kamalko kehta, Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,Varna pathro ko tajmahalkaun kehta. 23)Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,Mere hoslon se kammilenge, Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karnaaur samne hum milenge24)Ar karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,Jab hum hi nahi rahenge todosti kaun karega,Aye khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,Varnamere jeene ki dua kaun karega!25) Every morning you are the first thing that comes to my mind. Iwish I would start my day with you in my bed. I love your feel tomy lips.You just make my day.I love you Nescafe.26) smart man+smart naari=flirting jaari,idiot man+smart naari=jebkhali,smart man+bevakuf naari=pav bahri and bavakuf man +bavakufnaari=shaadi27) alphabetic advices 4 u-abc-avoid bad company,def=dontentertain fools,ghi-give up high ideas,jklm-just keep loving me28)khudaki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,dilome chuphi daulat nahidekhi,jo bhi kehta hai ke dooriyose mitti hai dosti usne shayadhamari dosti nahi dekhi.
Aakhein teri ho aansu mere ho, dhadkan teri ho sase meri ho, jabhum dosti main juda hoke mar jaye to kafan tera ho lash meriho..........
kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhnadosti ke daur pe dosti kaaasra rakhnahamari yadon ki khushbu zarur ayegiaap bas apna MOBILE switch on rakhna
Hasraton ki nigahoon pe sakht pehra hai, na jaane kis umeed pe dilthehra hai ,teri chahaton ki kasam ae dost apni dosti ka rishtapyar se bahut ghera haiFool khilte hai, baharo ka sama hota hai. Aise mosam me hi dostanajawa hota hai, dosti ki bate phone pe nahi karte, ye fasana to SMSse bayan hota hai.PEHLE KABHI KISI PE DIL NAHI AAYA,TUMHE DEKHA TOW TUMPAR DIL AAGAYA,TUMHARE PYAR ME PAAGAL HOKAR ITNE MESAGE KARE SAALA 5 HAZARKA BIL AA GAYA...]Pyar ki bhi ek had hoti hai,desh ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,aurkitna intjar karu tere sms ka,are yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek had hotihai.hadkanon ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyar ki khabar nahi hoti... Kyamehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard,dil ke tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahihotiAnkhen to pyar main dil ki zuban hoti hai,sacchi chahat to bejubanhoti hai,pyar main dard bhi mile to kya ghabrana, sacche dard sehi to chahat jawan hoti hai.um hoTo bure hum bhi NahiMehlo mein tum ho To sadko pe hum bhiNahi>Pyar karke kehte ho Shadi shuda hoKaan khol ke sun lo,Kunware hum bhiNahi !
Mat karo koi wada jise tum niba na sako,mat chaho usejise tum panasako,pyar kisika kahan pura hotahai,pyarka pehla akshr hi adhurahota hai
Ek Shoreho Raha hai,Bina SMS Dil Bore ho Raha he,Kahi Aisa to nahi,
dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya, kya hua jo kisi aur keliye aapne hame bhula diya, hamto vese bhi akele the, kya hua joaapne hame ehsaas dila diya. .ke Ek Pyara Sa Dost mujse Döörho Raha hai
Aap asman dekho to sitare aapse pyar kare,aap zameen dekho toh harnazar aapse pyar kare.Gham kabhi aaye to khuda aap par merikhushiya nisar kare.
Aansu tere nikhle to aakhaen meri ho dil tera dhadke or dhadkanmeri ho khuda kare hamari dosti itni gahri ho ki naukri tu kareaur salary meri ho Koi kisi ke dard me shamil nahi hai ,harada husn ke kabil nahi hai,sab kuch luta kar samaj mein aaya aedost,yeh duniya pyar ke kabil nahin hai.
Hasna hamra kisi ko gawara nahi hota,har musafir jindgi ka saharanahi hota,milte hai bahut log is tanha jindgi mein,par koi dosttumsa pyara nahi hota.
Woh pyar hi kya jisme judai na ho, woh ishk hi khya jisme ladai naho,woh dil hi kya jisme aap na ho, aur woh mobile hi kya jisme$üßßù ka sms na ho
"Zindagi nahi hamein doston se pyari, doston pe hazir hai jaanhamari, aankhon mein hamari aansu hai to kya, jaan se bhi pyarihai muskaan tumhari."
zamaane se nahi..hum tanhaai se darte hai..pyar se nahi hum rusvai se darte hai..milne ki umang hai bahut dil mein..lekin milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
una hai pyar ke kissey ajib hote hain, khushi ke badle gam naseebhote hain, mere dost mohabbat na karna kabhi, pyar karne wale badebadnaseeb hote hain
Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange, afatb tujse nur udhar mange,rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ki log mujse teri dosti udharmange.
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye, hum apni hasi mitadeaapko hasane k liye.Milne ki to aapko fursat hi nahin,to hum smskarte hai apni yaad dilane k liye
>Jaan hai mujhko jindgi se pyari,jaan ke liye kar doon qurban>yaari,jaan ke liye tod doon dosti tumhari ab tumse kya>chupana,TUMHI TO HO JAAN HAMARI.
Bewafa se kabhi pyar nahi hota, marne ke baad intazaar nahihota,dosti dekh kar karna mere dost,har dost hamari tarah DILDARnahihota.
Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange, afatb tujse nur udhar mange,rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ki log mujse teri dosti udharmange.
e dil kisi ki yaad me rona fizul hai.Aasu bade anmol hai inhekhona fizul hai.Ro to unke liye jo humpur nisaar hai.Unke liye kyarona jinke aashique hazar hai.Hazaron jhopdian raakh hotee hai tab ek mahal banta hai, Hamaremarne par kafan bhi nahi, aur unke marne par TAJMAHAL banta hai
Dost ek saahil hai toofano ke liye, dost ek aaina hai armano keliye, dost ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye, dosti ek khwaish hai aapjaise dost ko pane ke liye!
Hasrato ki nigahon par hai saqt pehra,jane kis umeed pe hai yehdil tera,a dost tere chahaton ki kasam,APNI DOSTI KA RISTA HAIPYAR SE BHI GEHERA
'Dosti' ke bhi kuch andaz hote hai, jaagti ankhon may bhi kuchkhawb hote hai, zaroori nahi ki gum may aansu nikle, musquratiaakhon may bhi sailaab hote hai.
abne kaha dosti ek dard hai humne kaha ye dard kabul hai sabnekaha is dard ke saath jee nahi pawoge humne kaha teri dosti kesaath marna bhi kabul hai
Hum hawa ke jhonke hain,guzar jayenge,khamoshi se tumhare dil mainuttar jayenge.paake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas dost tumse bichadkar hum mar jayenge....
u to hum picha kisi ka kiya nahi karte,darde dil liya or diya nahikarte,yeh DOSTI ka RISHTA sirf aapse hai warna itne sms hum kisiko kiya nahin karte.
U to hum kisika pichha nahi karte, darde dil liya or diya nahikarte, itefaaq ki baat hai, ye dosti aap se hai, varna apne keemtiSMS kisi ko kiya nahi karte
dosti hoti hai diley raaz chupaney ke liye,hum apni hasti mita detumhe paney ke liye,milne ki tumhe fursat nahi,so hum sms kartehai apni yaad dilane ke liye.
AAPI SHAKO TO AAPNI DOSTI MAGU CHHU, DIL THI DIL NO SAHKAR MAGUCHHU, FIKAR NA KARO DOSTI PAR JAN LUTAVI DAIS, ROKDO VYAVHAR CHHEKYA UDHAR MAGU CHHU.
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,dil me lagi aag ko bhujayanahi jata.Kitni bhi duri ho dosti me AAP JAISE DOST KO BHULAYANAHI JATA.
Kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna Dosti ke daur pe dosti kaaasra rakhna;Hamari yadon ki khushbu zarur ayegi,Aap bas apnaMOBILE switch on rakhna Agar kal hum na bhi rahe..., Humari yaad sada rahegi...! Sirfnazre utha k chand ko dekhna Humari dosti ki 'TASVIR' vaharahegi..
Nazar hamari nazar tumhari nazar ne dil ki nazar utari nazar nedekha nazar ko aise ke kabhie na nazar lage dosti ko hamari.
Ummid aisi ho jo jeene ko Majbur kare,Raah aisi ho jo chalne komajbur kare,Mahak kam na ho apni dosti ki,DOSTI aisi ho jo milneko majbur kare
eri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar atahai..sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu..ajkal kambkhat bill bahutata hai
sitam ko hamne berukhi samjha,pyar ko hamne bandagi samjha,tum chahehume jo bhi samjho,hame,totumne apni zindagi samjha.
koi dur ho kitna hi,kya gum hai,magar woh apna hai ye kya kam hai,chahena ho bat ,na mulaquat,kya gum hai?yad hame woh karle 1 bar,ye kya kamhai.
u need love,mai hoon na,you need care,mai hoon na,you need a hug,maihoon na,you need cash,hum aapke hai kaun?
love says if you ever need anything,ill be there,friendship says youwill never need anything if ill be there.
birth is the start of life,beauty is the art of life,risks are the partof life,and true friends like you are the heart of life.
dictionary is the only place where death comes be4 life,success be4work,and divorce be4 marriage,but the best part is friend comes beforerelative.
a test 4 u,which word will u use on me,choose 1 only1,moon,2,sky,3,sand,4 snow,5,road,6,water,7,fire explanation of ans will be sent after ureply pleasemoon-the one u will share ur problems,sky,the one u miss most,sand-theone u wont care for,snow.the one u like 2 be best friend,fire-the one uhate road-ur rival,water yr love
The appearance of things change according to the emotions, andthus we see magic and beauty in them, while the magic and beauty arereally in ourselves. by Kahlil Gibran
life is a paradox,what u want u dont get,(love)what u get u dontenjoy(marriage),what u enjoy is not permananet(girlfriend) what is permaanentis boring(wife)
it must ahve been a rainy day when u were born but it wasnt rain,it wasthe sky who was crying coz it lost its most beautiful starand thats u.
beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko,per khudha se badkar yar milahumko,na rahi tamana kisi jannat ki -e dost,teri dosti se woh pyar milahumko
life ends when u stop dreaming,u lose hope whne u stop believing.loveends when u stop caring,u lose friends when u stop responding.
it relieves tension,invigorates the spirit,combats depression,has noside effects,may i prescribe teh perfect drug-teh hug!!!!!heres one fromme.
dosti kaho to bandagi,socho to zindagi,doobo to gehra sagar,karo toaasan,nibhao to mushkil,bikhre to sara zamaan,simte to sirf tum!
valuing someone isnt merely by seeing each other,everyday what countsis taht somehow in our bz lives we remeber to say take care!ur precious.
ssaz ke 7 awaz,samandar ke 7 sahil,,phool ke 7 khushboo,jism ke 7rooh,shama ke 7 parwana,khushi ke 7 ghum ,aur aap ke 7 hum.
listen and silent are 2 words with same alhabets but for me they alsomean the same becoz i listen to u even when u r silent/
u r truly successful when u can look back in forgiveness ,forward inhope and up with gratitude.
resentment turns to gratitude when is see yr offence had brought megrace.say goodbye to golden yesterdays or yr heart will never learn to lovethe pressnt.
apne hisse mein gum sau bar aya,pyar ka mausam bhi bezar aya,zindagibhar dosti ko tarasta raha,janaze pe dushman bhi banke yaar aya,
ek hasi jo hasa de,ek asu jo rula de,ek arzu jo jaga de,ek chhahatjosamajh le,har aahat jo jaan le,usi rishta ka naam hai,dosti.
pal pal se banta hai ehsaas,ehsas se banta hai vishwas,vishwas se batehai rishte ,rishte se banta hai koi khaas,jaise-aap.
always be happy,always wear a smile not becoz life is full of reasons 2smile but yr smile itself is a reason for many others 2 smile.
phoolo ne amrut ka jam bheja hai,taron ne gagan se salam bheja hai,hardin,har ghadi khush rahe aap,sacche dil se humne ye paigham bhejahai.smile.
dost kabhi dosto se khafa nahi hota,dil milkar kabhi juda nahihota,bhula dena hamari kamiyo ko ,kyuki insan kabhi bhagwan nahi hota.
in the rythm of life ,we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,but aslong as thjere are friends to provide teh melody,the music plays on.
dictionary is only place where death coems be4 life,success be4 workand divorce be4 marriage buut best part is friend comesbe4 relatives.
life ends when us top dreaming,u lose hope when u stop believing loveendds when u stop caring,u l0se friends whn u stop responding.
life is like having a cup of tea.you take a sip and realize tahtsomeone 4got to put the sugar.u somehow stuggle thru the sugarless cup.till usee undissolvd sugar at the botton.thats life!!!!!!
the tragedy of life is not death but what we let die inside us while welive.keep teh spark alive within you,what is a lamp for you might bethe sun for someone.
fogiveness is not an emotion,its a decision.learn to let go and move onin life.there are 3 kind sof memories-good bad and convenient.have abad one at times.
as mumbai gets unseasonal rains,a thought,everyone wantshappiness,noone wants pain.remb u cant make a rainbow wothout a lil rain.
always be a man of words.tehy say who is slowest in making a promise ismost faithful in its performance.remb a promise is a debt,be debt free.
dreams visit us when we are asleep,but god is truly wise.he wakes usup each day and gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.

if luck is a raindrop,id send u a shower,if hope is minute,id send u hour,if happiness is a leaf,id send u a tree,if u need a friend,u already have me!!!!!!NRita Shahis dil ki hai ek"condition"jisme nahi kisi ko "permission,sirf aap jaise dost ko"admission,woh bhi bina"donation,just maintain "good relation""
when u mix rice in milk,u call it kheer,when u mix vinegar in milk,u call it panee,when u mix a friend like u in my life.u call it takdeer.
best ends fri''end,best stand is under"stand,best age is cour"age,best work is "hard work"best day is "today",think best and be best.
a dentist was caught having sex with his patient.next day newspaper headlines-dentist caught filling wrong cavity.

WISE CRACKS

DORMITORYWhen you rearrange the letters:DIRTY ROOM
PRESBYTERIANWhen you rearrange the letters:BEST IN PRAYER
ASTRONOMERWhen you rearrange the letters:MOON STARER
DESPERATIONWhen you rearrange the letters:A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYESWhen you rearrange the letters:THEY SEE
GEORGE BUSHWhen you rearrange the letters:HE BUGS GORE
THE MORSE CODEWhen you rearrange the letters:HERE COME DOTS
SLOT MACHINESWhen you rearrange the letters:CASH LOST IN ME
ANI MOSITYWhen you rearrange the letters:IS NO AMITY
ELECTION RESULTSWhen you rearrange the letters:LIES LET'S RECOUNT
MOTHER-IN-LAWWhen you rearrange the letters:WOMAN HITLER
SNOOZE ALARMSWhen you rearrange the letters:ALAS NO MORE Z'S
A DECIMAL POINTWhen you rearrange the letters:IM A DOT IN PLACE
THE EARTHQUAKESWhen you rearrange the letters:THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWOWhen you rearrange the letters:TWELVE PLUS ONE
AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:
PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA :When you rearrange the letters(With no letters left over and using each letter only once):TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNS
Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaaytoo much time on their hands! !
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GOOD 1

Pakistani, Bangladeshi and OUR Sardarji are in a bar one night having a beer.The Pakistani drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Islamabad our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."The Bangladeshi [obviously impressed by this] drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In Dhaka we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."OUR Sardar, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Pakistani and Bangladeshi. He says "In India we have so many Pakistanis and Bangladeshi that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."Balle balle !!!!

Why i am a mess!!!!

Today's Joke:
Why I am a mess!~~~~~~~~~~~~~When God passed out brains,I thought he said trains,
and I missed mine.
When God passed out looks,I thought He said books,and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,I thought He said beers,and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,I thought He said kegs,and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,I thought He said roses,and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,I thought He said beds,and I asked for a big soft one.
God am I a mess?

Sad sms

Hamne to kinare se dosti kar li
Kabhi jis dil mein naam hamara dhadakta tha,Jin aankhon mein kabhi hamare hi sapne hote the,Jin hothon par har waqt hamara hi naam hota tha,Aaj wahi dil, wahi aankhe, wahi sab begane se lagte hain.Shayad woh dil ki kasti ko naya manjhi mil gaya,Apna kya, hamne to kinare se dosti kar li.

Phir usi chand se rishta bana baithe,Phir usi saadgi se fareb kha baithe,Pathron se they taalukaat hamare,Phir bhi sheeshe ki ghar bana baithe.

Is anjnabi duniya mein,akela ek khawaab hu,Sawaalo se khafa,chhota sa jawaab hu,
Jo na samajh sake,unke liye “koun”,Jo samajh chuke,unke liye kitaab hu,
Duniya ki nazar mein,jaane kyu chubha sa,Sabse nashila aur badnaam sharaab hu,
Sar uthakar dekho,wo dekh raha hai tumko,Jisko na dekha usne,wo chamakta aaftab hu,
Aankh se dekhoge,to khush paoge,Dil se poochoge,to dard ka sailaab hu…

Yaade rukti nahi rok panese,Dil rukta nahi kisi k samjhane se,Ruk jati hai dhadkan tumhe bhool jane se,Hum tumhe yaad karte hai jine k bahanese.


Bhula kar hamein wo khush reh payenge,Sath mein nahi to mere jane k baad muskurayenge,Dua hai khuda se ki unhe kabhi dard na dena,Hum to sahaingaye par wo toot jayenge.

Haha sms jokes

News: 3 Chimps escaped from the zoo... 1 was caught watching tv... another playing football and the third one was caught reading this txt message

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."

CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this

Crime doesn't pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.

Why were males created before females? Cos you always need a rough draft before the final copy.

I want to suck you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!

ALGEBRA: A weapon of math destruction.

Don't spend $2 to dry-clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They'll clean it, put it on a hanger. Next morn buy it back for 50p.

Do you ever notice that when you're driving, anyone going slower than you is an idiot and everyone driving faster than you is a maniac?

Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?A:About 45 pounds!!

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?
A: There have been sightings of UFOs.

I think drinking and driving is terrible. You always spill it when you change gears...

There was this Eskimo chick who spent the night with her boyfriend. Next morning she found out she was 6 months pregnant.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breathe through that thing?

What happened when the Pope went to Mount Olive? Popeye beat the crap outta him.

I've used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.

A 3-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West. He slides up to the bar and says: "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."

Boss: (to employee) - Experts say humor on the job relieves tension in this time of down-sizing, Knock, Knock. Employee: Who's there? Boss: Not you anymore.

What's the diff between a Rottwieler and a Poodle? If Rotty starts humping your leg, let it finish.

Aim for the stars. But first, aim for their bodyguards.

Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.

Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what?

WOMAN: The most efficient money reducing agent known to man-kind!

What do you call a blonde hiding in a closet? The 1977 World Hide and Seek Champion.

Why was Phillip's girlfriend annoyed? Coz she found out that Phillips 24 inch was a TV.

Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh!

What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? You don't, you've told her twice already!

What's the difference between Margaret Thatcher and Edwina Currie? One screwd the miners, the other screwed Majors

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up.

Jesus saves, he shoots, HE SCORES!!

Any woman that thinks the way to a mans heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high.

I'm late for work because the train driver had an out of body experience and didn't come back for a day and a half.

I like Kids. But I don't think I could eat a whole one.

How many men do you need for a mafia funeral? Only one. To slam the car boot shut.
For sale : Twin beds, one hardly used.

What do you call a Lada/Skoda at the top of a hill? A miracle.

Whats the definitoin of suspicion? A nun doing pressups in a cucumber field.

Why doesn't Jesus eat M and M's? Cos they fall through his hands.

Whits pink, wrinkled and hangs oot yer trousers??? Yer Gran!

What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!

What do you get when you cross ESP with PMS? A bitch who knows everything.

How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.

Q: How many men does it take to change a toilet roll?
A: We don't know. Never happens.

Q: Why was the leper caught speeding?
A: He couldn't take his foot of the accelerator.

Q: What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore?
A: An f****ing know it all.

A chicken sandwidch walked into the bar, ordered some food and beer. The bartender says: "Sorry, we don't serve food here".
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.

Why do farts smell? For benefit of the deaf.

I've got the ship, you've got the harbor ... what say we tie up for the night?
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

Why'd the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.

What did the drummer get on his IQ test? Drool...


Ringtones

sms quotes
I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

It's no accident that stressed spelled backwards is desserts.

I wonder if you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?

Just because you're paranoid, it doesn't mean they're NOT out to get you.

You're slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

My Reality Check bounced.

Minds are like Parachutes. They work best when open.

Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will whiz on your computer.

Lightyears ahead! Just a phonecall away!
Very funny Scotty. Now beam up my clothes.

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

There cannot be a crisis today; my schedule is already full.

Borrow money from pessimists--they don't expect it back

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing

Nothing in the known universe travels faster than a bad check.

What do you call a handcuffed man? - Trustworthy.

Funny sms jokes
What's the quietest place in the world? The complaint department at the parachute packing plant

Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth.

Why don't men often show their true feelings? - Because they don't have any. 1

What's the difference between a man and E.T.? - E.T. phoned home.

What is the thinnest book in the world? What Men Know About Women.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering

How Dogs and Women are alike..... Neither believe that silence is golden. Neither can balance a checkbook. Both put too much value on kissing.

Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.

If you jogged backward ... would you gain weight?

Did you hear about the new Chinese Cookbook being sold only at pet stores? "101 Ways to Wok Your Dog"

If you can't change your mind, are you sure you still have one?

Did you ever walk into a room and and forget why you walked in? that's how dogs spend their lives.

I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain. No pain.

I only use de-oudourant under one arm, so I know what I would have smelled of.

Did you hear about the idiot who walked around the world? He drowned.

More 1 liners

Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

Do step ladders have real parents?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense???.......... ........... ........huh!!!

Two nudists got divorced because they were seeing too much of each other.

How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him off the top of a cliff.

Can I have a return ticket please. Certainly, where to? Back here, you fool.

Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Name ten animals from Africa. Nine elephants and a giraffe.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.

Sms 1 liners

A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station...

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.

Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.

Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

The thief stole a calendar. He got 12 months.

sms friendship

Friendship SMS
Sabne kaha dosti ek dard hai,Humne kaha dard kabool hai,Sabne kaha iss dard ke saath jee na paogay,Humne kaha teri dosti ke saath marna kabool hai.


Good Night SMS
Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi,Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi,Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi,Ab to fekhte-fekhte mujhe bhi neend ane lagi,Gud nite.

Friendship is not a Game to PlayFriendship is not a game to play, It is not a word to say, It doesn't start on March and ends on May, It is tomorrow, yesterday, today and everyday.

Moon said to me to leave your friendMoon said to me, if ur friend is not messaging u why dont you leave ur friend.I looked at moon and said does ur sky ever leave u when u dont shine.

Age appears to be best in some thingsAge appears to be best in some things. Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read. Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep

God picked up a flowerGod picked up a flower and dipped it in a DEW, lovingly touched it which turned in to u, and the he gifted to me and said, THIS FRIEND IS 4U.

To live a lifeTo live a life i need heartbeat, 2 have heartbeat i need a heart, 2 have heart i need happiness, to have happiness i need a friend, and 4 a friend i need U.

ALWAYSTrue friends r like morningTrue friends are like mornings, u cant have them the whole day, but u can be sure, they will be there when u wakeup tomorrow, next year and forever.

Make 1000's friendsIts not an achievement to make 1000's friends in a year, but an achievement is when you make a friend for 1000's years.

6 rules to be HAPPY6 rules to be HAPPY: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have ME as UR FRIEND

Never abandon old friends.Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace. Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER. Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.

I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!GOD is so wise that he never created FRIENDS with pricetags, Because..... if He did, I can't afford a precious FRIEND like YOU!!!

As long as we have memories, yesterday remains;As long as we have memories, yesterday remains; as long as we have hope, tomorrow awaits. As long as we have Friendship, each day is never a waste.

ill always value u deep within my heart!Wat u see as truth wat u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies although we may change & drift apart, ill always value u deep within my heart!

If friends were flowers If friends were flowers I would not pick you! I'll let you grow in the garden & cultivate you with love and care so I can keep you as a friend 4ever!!

Ur validity of being my friend is going 2 b expiredUr validity of being my friend is going 2 b expired today,plz recharge ur friendship immidetly by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.So hurry

Friendship is sweet when it’s newFriendship is sweet when it’s new, Sweeter when its true, but sweetest when its u.

When God gave friends he tried 2 b fair! When I got u, I got more than my share!

motivational sms

1)Zindagi Ka Sim Card ki Validity Period Badhane Ke Liye-Gum ko Karo DeleteKhusi ko SaveRishto Ko RechargeDosti ko DownloadSach ko BroadcastJooth ko Switch offTension ko Not reachablePyar ko IncomingNafrat ko outgoingLanguage ko ControlHansi ko InboxAnsu ko OutboxGusse ko HoldMuskan ko SendHelp ko OkDil ko Karo Vibrate.

2)The worst thing in life is “ATTACHMENT” ,it hurts when you lose it.The best thing in life is “LONELINESS”as it teaches you everything and when you lose it,you get Everything

3)Chuu le aasmaan,Zamin ki tu talash naa karMazaa le le zindagi kaa ,Khusiyon ki tu talash naa karGamoh se door hokar,Teri takdeer bhi badal jaayegiMuskurana sikh le,Uski vajai ki talash naa kar.

4)Samne ho manzil to rasta na modna,Jo maan mein ho wo khwab na todna,Har kadam pe milegi kamyabi tumhe,Bas sitare chunne ke liye,Kabhi zamin na chhodna.


5)Life is cricketDon’t lose Ur wicket,Try 2 get century,Never 4get Ur boundary,Even if U r run out,Never become mood off,Because God is 3rd umpire.

smsms

Motivating words drive's you to continuous encouragement that help you to gain the self-confidence and self-esteem you need to motivate and inspire yourself.

The breath of information that others have shared will help you see that nothing is impossible.
The main thing you have to do is: Believe in Yourself!

Life's like a boom-a-rang. The more good you throw out, the more you receive in return.

I truly hope that at the very least, if just one person is inspired by these motivational words to a positive change in their life.

It will naturally follow that they will share their feelings with those near and dear, creating a chain effect with Love at its core.

So, step forward to make a chain among yourself. Send these motivational and inspirational quotes and sms to your friends and close one.

When some one loves you,You don't realize it,When you realize it, it's too late.You always love the one who leaves youAnd leave the one who loves you.
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Never take some one for granted,Hold every person close to your heart,Because you might wake up one day and realize,That you have lost a diamond,While you were too busy collecting stones.
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Happiness is a perfume.You cannot spread on othersWithout getting a few drops on you.So always be happyTo make others happy!

rsma

a good way 2 change peoples attitude is to change yr own.coz tHE same sun that melts butter also hardens the clay.

the happiest people dont have best of everything in life.they just make the best of everything that life brings their way.

relationship is not finding gold or silver among rocks of life.it is accepting each other as coal till diamonds are formed thru times.

tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi me,ke hum ye zamana hi bhul gaye,tumhe yad aye na aye hamari kabhi ,par hum tumhe bhulna hi bhul gaye.

somebody asked god-i want peace.god replied remove first yr ego,then want,then desire and peace wil automatically be there.

purpose of relationship is not 2 have someone who might compete with u,but 2 have someone with whom u might share yr incompleteness.

friendship is not abt who you are with but its about you being yourself with him or her.

a touching thought-1 can cross the ocean widout wetting their legs,but 1 cannot cross ones life widout wetting ones eyes.

raste par mat baitho,hawa tang karegi,gujre hue lamho ki saja tang karegi,mat lao kisiko itne kareeb ki uske jane ke baad uski har ek ada tang KARegi.

jo palpal chalti rahe-zindagi hai,jo har pal jalti rahe -roshni hai,jo palpal khilti rahe-mohabbet hai,jo kisi pal sath na chode-woh dosti hai.

ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai aankhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai,mante hai jisse hum manzil apni,humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.

hardest things of missing friends is not their absence,but its wen u think of all the good times uve shared and u ask yrself-will these moments ever happen again?

the purpose of relationship is not to have someone who might complete u,but to have someone with whom u can share yr incompleteness.
tujha dekha bina teri tasveer bana du,tujhe mile bina tera haal bata du,hai meri dosti me itna dum,ki teri aankh ka ansu apni aanks se gira du.
waves r inspiring not becoz they rise and fall,but becoz each time they fall,they never fail to rise again.
khuli aankhon na sapna sacha nathi hota,,badha chamkata sitara nathi hota,male je prem te bhari lo dil ma,zindagi ni lakeer na bharosa nathi hota.
small philosophy of life-kaho usi se jo na kahe kisise,maango usise jo dede khushi se,aur rishta banao usise jo nibhaye hamesha khushi se.
friendship doesnt speak volumes-it never demands proof,it never has a happy ending too,simply becoz it doesnt end
prayer is free outgoing call to god ,no battery power,no chargging,no network problem,no simcard,always good signal and endless talktime
its madness to hate coz u got scratched by 1 thorn,2 give up all dreams coz 11 did not come true,2 lose faith in prayer coz 1 was not answered not to believe in love coz some1 was unfaithful 2 u,remb that another chance will come up, a new love,new life ,never give up in love and life becoz both indeed are beautifula nd loveable.
the only thing i like abt stones that come in my way is once i pass them they automatically becoem my milestone.
thought of the day-if peole around u r trying to put u down,be proud of it,it only means 1 thing-u are above them.
if god ansers yr prayers,he is increasing yr faith,if delays,he is increasing yr patience,if he doesnt answer,he knows u can handle perfectly.
musharaf ne apne duplicate se puccha yaar tu bilkul mere jaisa hai,kya teri maa hamari kaamwali thi?duplicate-nahi,mera baap tumhara driver tha.
they say good friends are hard to find.ou know why/because the best are already mine!!!!!!!!!

most friendships are like delecate flowers,eventually tehy will die,but i am like a cactus,ill be poking u if u ever forget me.
disappointment comes to us all,but we need to get the dis out of it and rememebr that our aapointment with success is more important.
those who eventually leave everything in gods hand will eventually see gods hand in everything.worry ends where faith begins.
d-dastak bhi na de
0-or apna bana de
s -sanso me base jo
t-takdir jo saware
i-isi rishte ko kehte hai
dosti.
a funny but a true fact-a man worries abt his future till he gets a wife,a women never worries abt her future till she gets a husband.
every1 wants happiness-noone needs pain,but it is not possible to get a rainbow widout a lil rain.
zakham dene ka andaz kucch aisa hai ,zakhm dekar puchte hai ab kaisa hai,kisi ek se gila kya karnayaro,sari duniya ka mizaz ek jaisa hai.
kahe che nayan malta nayan sharmai jase,dil malta dil harkhai jase,zindagi che to prem kari le ,mara dost,mrutyu shu che te jivtabjiv samjai jase.
wats common bet men and video,ans-both go backward,fwd,bckwad,fwd,stop and eject.
y r condoms like cameras?they both capture the moment.
mandir jem sunu lage dhaja vagar,prem am maja na ave saza vagar,malam ni koi kimmat nathi ija vagar,haji sudhi koi jivyu nathi ek bija vagar.
wats common bet wealthy,brilliant butiful considerate caring lovable 4 ever faithful woman and osama bill laden?ans-both cannot be found.
har subah teri muskurati rahe,har shyam teri gungunati rahe,tu jise bhi mile is tarah mile,k har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.
sometimes the road travelled turns out to be more beautiful than d destination reached,enjoy leading yr life no matter what it turns out to be.
positive pics come out from negatives developed ina dark room.so if u find urself lonely in dark,understand dat god is working on a beautiful picture.
geography and history r inversely proportional.agirl with good geography has a bad history and girl with good history has bad geography.
ek sharabi ne apni aankhen dan karte samay doc se kaha jise lagan use bata dene ki 4 peg ke baad khulti hai.
waqt ye lamhe guzar jayenge,zindagi se bahut kuch khokar kuch payenge ,aaj karib hai kal dur ho jayenge,par wada raha roz aapke dil me zarur ayenge.
teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar aata hai,sochta hu ki ghar ki bijali katwadu aur tujhe deewar pe latkadu.
friendship is like a network that needs no rcgarge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,just dont switch off ur heart.
may yr salty days be peppered with spicy luv,may u bask in tangy lemon sunshine,play on starberry fields,all under a vanilla sky,,have ayummy day.
feelings of luv,moments of caring,small small sharing,stupid fights creates a miracle called
friend.

money,attitude and ego are like yr underwear,-u should have it but never show
namaskar-this is friendship care centre-aapki dosti ki validity khatam hone wali hai.kripya turant hi ek sms kar ke recharge karale.
dineshbhais answer-please recharge my friendship 4 life.sending 999 good wishes and regards.p.s no conditions apply
chupkese chand ki roshni aap ko chu jaye,dhire se hawa kucch keh jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe manglo khuda se,hum dua karenge aapka chand aapko mil jaye.
problem is not the distance between the expected and the reality,so either expect less 1or accept the reality and the problem is no more.
friendship is a network which req no recharge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,just dont switch off yr heart.
aisa dostana hamara,mai kashti,tu kinara,mai dhanush,tu teer,mai mattar,tu paneer,mai varsha,tu badal,mai rajma,tu chawal,mai hot,tu cool,mai april,tu----?
during sex ,girl says,ur like a cellphone.boy saysï vibrate a lot?no,she said wen u getin d tunnel,u loose the network,
har subah teri muskurati rahe,har sham teri gungunati rahe,tu jisse bhi mile,is tarah se mile,k har milne wale ko teri yaad aati
in life,wen u get problems,dont get nervous,just close yr eyes and follow yr heart coz heart is in left but it is always right.
dur ho jane se rishte nahi tootte,nahi sif paas rehne se judte,ye to dosti ka bandhan hai isliye hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi bhulte.
a coin is easy to earn but a frnd is hard to find,the coin depreciates,but a friend appreciates,i lost a coin for this message,but i gained a priceless friend.
jaate jaate woh koi acchi nishani de gaye,umra bhar dohra saku aisi kahani de gaye,khair hum to reh gaye pyase,par hamari palko ko woh pani de gaye.
contest in girl's college.write a short note which contains,religion,sex and mystery.winner's essay;O.MY GOD,I'M PREGNANT,I WONDER WHO DID IT?
kaho usi se jo na kahe kisise,mango usise jo dede khushi se,dosti ki hai usi se jo hamesha nibhaye hasi se,sahi hai na?
no rehearsal in life-each day is a new show,no repeat,no rewind,so give yr best shot in all your worthy acts ,as the show goes ona dn on.
dekhlo awaz dekar paas apne paoge,aoage tanha par tanha na jaoge,durr rehkar bhi tumhi par hai nazar meri,tham lenge hath jab bhi thokar aap khaoge.
a friend is like a ring,always holding yr finger,but as u egt careless,it slips out of yr hand,so dont ever let me slip out of yr life.
5 imp lessons from a humble pencil-1st-it tells u everything u do will always leave a mark,2nd-u can always correct the msitakes u make,3rd-the most imp aspect is inside u and not outside of u,4th -in life u will undergo painful sharpenings which will make u better in what u do.lastly-to be the best u can be,u must allow yrself 2 be held and guided by the hand that holds u. and 1 more point-pencils have universal acceptsbility-so all of us should try to be acceptable.
love me when i least deserve it coz thats when i need it most.life is not measured with quantities of breaths u take but with quantities of moments that took your breath away.
its gods responsibilty to forgive the terrorists its our responsibilty to arrange a meeting between them and god.-an indian.
when it rains u dont see the sun,but theres hope,we can be like that,we dont see each other,but we will always be there for each other.
1 day man asked god whats the diff between yr love and my love.god smailed and replied,a bird in the sky is my love and a bird ina cage is yr love.
when god leads u 112 edge of cliff,trust him fully and let go,only 2 things can happen,either he will catch u when u fall or he will teach u 2 fly.
happiness is a voyage,not a destination,there is no better time 2 be happy than now.
there are peoplewho speak to us and we do not lsiten to them,there are people who hurt us and dont leave a scar ,but there are people like u who simply appear in our life and leave a mark 4ever.
stars have settled and sun will shine,our relation will mature like lovely wine,very good morning to a friend of mine,may yr day be lovely and fine.
hands in hands,walk extra mile,remb on this earth we are for a while,smile and make everyone smile,coz thats the way 2 live the life in style.
pyar se pyar karna koi majboori nahi hoti,kami apno ki bhi puri nahi hoti,dilo ka juda hona alag baat hai,nazron se dur hona koi doori nahi hoti.
phollo ki mahek ko chura nahi sakte,suraj ki kirano ko chupha nahi sakte,kitni bhi doori ho,aap jaise dost ko bhula nahi sakte.
dete ho kyun ,ye da
rd bas hami ko?kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko?u to hoge lakho diwane chand ke,chand kya mahsus karega 1 tare ki kami ko?
do not lower yr goals to the level of yr abilities instead raise yr abilities to teh height of yr goals.
confidence comes naturally with succ1ess,but success comes only 2 those who r confident.so begin yr days with gr8 confidence.
giving up or leaving some1 doesnt mean that yr weak,but it sometimes means taht u have the streangth to let go.some1 u love the most.
yakeen pe yakeen dilate hai dost,rah chalte ko bewakuf banat1e hai dost,sharbat bolkar daru pilate hai dost,par kucch bhi kaho.yaad bahut aate hai dost.
success isnt a matter of being the best and winning the race,success is a matter of handling teh worst and finishing the race.
a good thought-if ur not willing 2 change,noone can change u,if u decide to change,even god cannot stop u.
those who can move themselves beyond teh state of complaining to the state of actionare the one shwo get what they want in life.
aasman humse naraaz hai taron ko gussa behisab hai,woh sab humse jalte haikyuki chand se pyara dost hamare paas hai.
pyar se pyar karna koi majboori nahi hoti,kami apno ki bhi puri nahi hoti,dilo ka juda hona alag baat hai,nazron se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti.
woh hamare nahin to kya gum hai,hum to unhee ke hai ye kya kam hai,na gham hai na ansu kam hai,dekhte hai rulane wale me kitne dum hai.
hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,auro ko kya,hame bhi taba kiya,pesh kiya ghazalo mein hume unki,bewafai ko,auro ne to kya,unhone bhi wah wah kiya.
when a man and a woman decide to marry,they become one,the trouble starts when they try to decide which one?
people r made to be loved and things r made to be used,confusion is people r being used and things r being loved.
ek din puccha muskuraahat ne humse ,har pal hume kyun bulate ho?humne kaha hum yaad apne dost ko karte hai,tum kyun chale aate ho?
be strong enuf to accept challenges of life,dont say 2 god,why me?INSTEAD SAY TRY ME.
RUMAL TO FAKT ANSU LUCHE CHE,TAMARI DOSTI TO ANSU NU KARAN LUCCHI NAKHE CHE,DUNIYA MATE TAME EK VYAKTI CHO,PAN EK VYAKTI MATE TAME AKHI DUNIYA CHO.
PYAR KAROGE,PARESHAN RAHOGE,SHADI KAROGE,SHARABI BANOGE,DIVORCE DOGE,devdas banoge,humse dosti karoge?message karne me expert banoge.
yaken mano woh maut bhi badi suhani hogi,jisme hamari dosti virani hogi,chalo wada raha tumse pehle hum jaenege,kyuki tumhare swagat ki rasm bhi to nibhani hogi.

kya aapke paas hai?sulagta jism,kapkapate honth/thar tharata badan,ladkharati awaz,nashilee ankhen?agar hai to aapko malaria hai,elaaj kara lo.lol.

ishq ne insaan ko kya bana diya,kisiko ashiq to ksiko deewna bana diya,do phool ke bhoj na utha sakti thee mumtaz uspar shahjahan ne tajmahal bana diya.

world is full of difficulties just as earth is full of mud.if u want to keep yr feet clean in this muddy world-there are 2 solutions-either cover entire earth or wear a pair of sandals.
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more sms

19th oct-dhanteras shree kuber bhandari ki tarah aapka bhandar bhara rahe.
20th oct-kali chudas asaflta,dukh,nirasha,daridrata,mushkile ,aapse koso dur rahe
21sdur hai par milan ki aas hai,man ko har pal tera ahsas hai,hazaro hai apne par tu to kas hai,t oct-dipawali pure saal aapke ghar me khushiyo ki roshni jagmagati rahe,
22nd oct-nutan varsh nye naya saal sukmay ho.

cham cham pagle laxmi ave dwar khula rakhjo,dipawali no pehlo diwas che,chehra par khushi na deep pragtavjo.
pyar chupta nahi ankhen chupane se,dil rukta nahi kisi ke samjhane se,ruk jati hai dhadkan tujhe bhool jane se,hum tujhe yaad karte hai jeene ke bahane se.

dhanlaxmi 2 dhanyalaxmi,3 dhairyalaxmi,4 shouryalaxmi,5 vidyalaxmi 6 karyalaxmi 7 vijayalaxmi 8 rajlaxmi-may astlaxmi shower her blessings on me.
taarasti najaro ne har pal aapka didar maanga,aapka pyar baar baar manga,ruth gaya woh khuda bhi humse ,jab hum ne apni har duaa me aapka sath maanga.
ek baar mombatti ke andar ka dhaga bola,me jalta hu to tu kyun pigalti hai?mombati boli ,jisko dil me jagah di ho,woh jab bichadta hai,to ansu aa jaate hai.

woh mausam woh baharuske samne kam thi,door to akhir rehna hi tha zalim,kya kare in hathon me sath rehne ki lakir kam thi.
opinions r like wrist watches,every1's watch shows diff time frm others,but every1 believes that their time is correct.
1 din pucha muskurahat ne humse ,har pal hame kyun bulate ho,humne kaha hum yaad apne dost ko yad karte hai,tum khud hi chale aate ho.
sambandho nathi badalta pan sanjogo badlay che,bheed vacche jyare snehjan ni khot vartay che,tyarej koina sambandh ni sacchi kimmat samjhay che.
dur hai par milan ki aas hai,an ko har pal tera ahsas hai,hazaro hai apane par tu khas haio,emotioanal mat ho,upar likha sab mera dil ke awazhai.

sms

man explaining the reason for having 2 wives ,monoploy isalways damaging and competition improves service.
bindas hoke soneka tension nahi leneka,acche sapnedekhneks,bhootse nahi darneka.bole to mirror me nahi dekhneka.

there r wonderful pairs in the world=heart and beat,night and moon,birds and songs,love and roses,my message and your smile.
shakesphere says-1 beautiful heart is better than 1,000beautiful faces.a pure heart is worth its worth its weight ofgold.

har pal ki dosti ka irada hai aapse ,apnapan hi kucch zyada haiaapse,na sochenegesirf umra bharke liye,qayamat tak sathnibhayenge ye vada aapse.

subah teri shaam meri ho,din tera raAT meri ho,hansi teri udasimeri ho,jab maut aaye to khabhar teri usme lash meri ho.zamane ki har zannat aapke liye hogi,yeh aasman yeh zamin aapkeliye hogi,yeh aasman yeh zamin aapke liye hogi,mujhse keh bhina paoge,uske pehle mere hisse ki har khushi aapke liye hogi.dost kabhi dosto se khafa nahi hote,dil milakar kabhi juda nahihote,bhula dena hamari kamiyo ko,kyunki insan kabhi khuda nahihote.

SMS

how will a girl reply if HIMESH proposes-ooo huzoor bhad mein gaya tera surur,surat se tu hai khajur,bidi ke factory me mazdur,chal ho ja mujhse dur,sale langoor.


GIRL -is dress ka kya prize hai>shopkeeper-sirf 5 kiss girl-aur dusre dress ka-10 kiss.girl-dono dress pack karlo,bill daadi degi.

21st century is truly lifeless,
communication-wirelesscooking-fireless
youth-jobless,food-fatless,this message-meaningless,sender-priceless and reader-useless.

aapke chehre par kya sweet smile hai,hath me kya rapchik mobile hai,mobile me sms ki kya jakkas file hai,fir bhi sms nahi karte,ye kya bhav khane ki style hai?

waves r inspiring not becoz they rise and fall,coz each time they fall,they never fail to rise again.always rise and never get disheartened with failures.

ek aur rat chali gayi zindagi se,ek aur din aa raha hai zindagi me,ye mat socho ke kitne lamhe hai zindagi me,ye socho ke kitni zindagi hai har lamhe me.

a genuine relationship is liek chemistry -it dilutes our sorrows,evaporates our worries,filters our mistakes,and leaves behind beautiful crystals of faith.

thought of the day-never argue with idiots.first they bring you to their level and then beat you with their experience.

the more you look for defects in others,the more u get affected.weaknesses are contagious.

prem ma koni pariksha na lejo,je nibhavi na sake evi sharat nakarjo,jenne tamara vagar jivvani adat j nathi,ene kyare panjajju jivvani dua na dejo.

friends in heart are the worst tenants,they capture theheart,pay no rent,dont vacate and if at all,they leave.theyjust break down the room they lived.eyes-express d real feelings better than words.touch-show theycare than any words do,but words when used properly can catch the eyes and touch the heart.

jivan ma ek var lafdu karvu joyiye,jaher nshi to channu karvujoiyr,18000 gopio sathe ras kanudo rame to 2-4 ma sukkam darvujoiye.