Sms 1 liners

A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station is where a train stops.On my desk, I have a work station...

How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there?

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the OTHERS here for?

Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?

I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.

A scientist crossed a skunk with an owl. He's got a bird that smells but doesn't give a hoot.

Why are all the dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men will understand them.

Two's company, three's a crowd but what is four and five? Nine.

Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother.

The thief stole a calendar. He got 12 months.