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how will a girl reply if HIMESH proposes-ooo huzoor bhad mein gaya tera surur,surat se tu hai khajur,bidi ke factory me mazdur,chal ho ja mujhse dur,sale langoor.


GIRL -is dress ka kya prize hai>shopkeeper-sirf 5 kiss girl-aur dusre dress ka-10 kiss.girl-dono dress pack karlo,bill daadi degi.

21st century is truly lifeless,
communication-wirelesscooking-fireless
youth-jobless,food-fatless,this message-meaningless,sender-priceless and reader-useless.

aapke chehre par kya sweet smile hai,hath me kya rapchik mobile hai,mobile me sms ki kya jakkas file hai,fir bhi sms nahi karte,ye kya bhav khane ki style hai?

waves r inspiring not becoz they rise and fall,coz each time they fall,they never fail to rise again.always rise and never get disheartened with failures.

ek aur rat chali gayi zindagi se,ek aur din aa raha hai zindagi me,ye mat socho ke kitne lamhe hai zindagi me,ye socho ke kitni zindagi hai har lamhe me.

a genuine relationship is liek chemistry -it dilutes our sorrows,evaporates our worries,filters our mistakes,and leaves behind beautiful crystals of faith.

thought of the day-never argue with idiots.first they bring you to their level and then beat you with their experience.

the more you look for defects in others,the more u get affected.weaknesses are contagious.

prem ma koni pariksha na lejo,je nibhavi na sake evi sharat nakarjo,jenne tamara vagar jivvani adat j nathi,ene kyare panjajju jivvani dua na dejo.

friends in heart are the worst tenants,they capture theheart,pay no rent,dont vacate and if at all,they leave.theyjust break down the room they lived.eyes-express d real feelings better than words.touch-show theycare than any words do,but words when used properly can catch the eyes and touch the heart.

jivan ma ek var lafdu karvu joyiye,jaher nshi to channu karvujoiyr,18000 gopio sathe ras kanudo rame to 2-4 ma sukkam darvujoiye.