aisa dostana hamara,mai kashti,tu kinara,mai dhanush,tu teer,mai mattar,tu paneer,mai varsha,tu badal,mai rajma,tu chawal,mai hot,tu cool,mai april,tu----?
during sex ,girl says,ur like a cellphone.boy saysï vibrate a lot?no,she said wen u getin d tunnel,u loose the network,
har subah teri muskurati rahe,har sham teri gungunati rahe,tu jisse bhi mile,is tarah se mile,k har milne wale ko teri yaad aati
in life,wen u get problems,dont get nervous,just close yr eyes and follow yr heart coz heart is in left but it is always right.
dur ho jane se rishte nahi tootte,nahi sif paas rehne se judte,ye to dosti ka bandhan hai isliye hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi bhulte.
a coin is easy to earn but a frnd is hard to find,the coin depreciates,but a friend appreciates,i lost a coin for this message,but i gained a priceless friend.
jaate jaate woh koi acchi nishani de gaye,umra bhar dohra saku aisi kahani de gaye,khair hum to reh gaye pyase,par hamari palko ko woh pani de gaye.
contest in girl's college.write a short note which contains,religion,sex and mystery.winner's essay;O.MY GOD,I'M PREGNANT,I WONDER WHO DID IT?
shukriya karo us khuda ka ke usne hame banaya hai,kyunki ek pyara,cool,beautiful ,smart n cute dost humne na sahi,par tumne to paya hai.
todays thought-dont only be close with someone who makes u happy,be close to someone who cant be happy without you.have a nice day.
har kali aapse khushbu mange,aaftab aapse nur udhar mange,rab kare aap dost aise nibhaye ki log mujse aapki dosti udhar mange.
husband-there is a gr8 sale on car-covers-at this place.wife shouts-u dont even have a car.husband-do i complain wen u buy a bra/
ave che vasant patzad joi joi ne,hase che manvi ketlu roi roi ne,,nahi bhulay bhutkal agal joi
joi ne,male che sacha mitro tamara jeva kyarek koi koi ne.
marwadi man on his deathbed-wife?r u here?yes.my dear,my son,r u here/my daughter, r u here/YES
PAPA.kamino,to dukan par kaun gaya?
85 yr old virgin dying wanted her grave 2 read-born virgin,lived virgin,died virgin.the sculptor
shortened it ,parcel returned unopened.
din rat bethkar tera intezar karte hai,khamosh labo se pyar ka izhar karte hai,khud ki jaan ka
yakeen nahi humko,apni jaan se bhi jyada tumse pyar karte hai.
a day will finally come wen whole world will celebrate ur name,ur fame,yr personality ,yr
thoughts,yr ideas,dat day will be april 1.
sardarji enters kitchen,opens sugarbox,looks inside and closes and does this repeatedly,y?COZ DR TOLD HIM TO CHECK SUGAR LEVEL REGULARLY.
IT TAKES 1,000 WORKERS 2 BLD A CASTLE,MILLION soldiers 2 protect a country ,but just 1 woman 2 make a happy home.lets thnk our kaamwalibai.
punam ki rat me chand badal jata hai,waqt ke saath insan badal jata hai,sochta hai ki aapko tang na kare,magar sochte sochte plan badal jata hai.
Wife-jab tum desi pite ho to mujhe paro kehte ho,jab whiskey pite ho to darling kehte ho ,aaj kya piya he jo chudail kehte ho.husband-aaj main hosh me hu.
wats diff bet mosquito @fly,a fly can fly but a mosquito cant mosquito.
wat did babycorn ask momcorn?where in popcorn?y is river rich?coz it has 2 banks.
wht do comps like 2 eat-chips.
y did teacher wear sunglassses 2 school-she had a bright student like me.
sukh shanti ke vaas ho,har khushi dil ke paas ho,aapke ghar dhan ki barsaat ho ,aur uska ek nal connection hamare ghar ke paas ho.
1 schoolboy asked -dad wat shud i write in application form for mother tongue column?dad replied-very long.-
zindagi kk validity se gum ko delete,khushi ko save,rishto ko recharge or dosto ko download karo,fir dekho zindagi ktni polyphonic ban jayegi.
Rita Shahif i was painter,u would be my painting,if i was author,u would be my story,if i was apoet,u would be my poem,but unfort i am a cartoonist.
thought 4 d day-virginity is not security or a sign of purity -it is lack of opportunity.
be a poet wen yr alone,be a king wen u command,be a scientist wen u work,be a lover wen u c arts,be a history wen u die and be my friend until i die.
our friendship is like water-no colour,no shape,no place,no taste,but is essential 4 living,so have it 4 ever.
a lil less ego,a lil more understanding,a lil less argument,a lil more concern,tats wat keeps friendship 4ever.
the best part of yr frenship is yr future coz u can create yr own script 4 it,so make it d most memorable one.
sendin u 1.000 smiles,take1 for now and keep d remainin 999 under yr pillow,take out 1y]everytime u think of me coz i wanna see u smilin al through.
wats marriage-alpenlibe-ji chahiye raha na jaye-2y] tus melo chalti muskaan,3y]kinetic-sab ki hawa nikal de 4y]chlormint-dubara mat puchna
bank marriage asks sardar-wats a cyclone-sardar answers -it is a loan given 2 someds.
sendin u 1.000 smiles,take1 for now and keep d remainin 999 under yr pillow,take out 1y]everytime u think of me coz i wanna see u smilin al through.
wats marriage-alpenlibe-ji chahiye raha na jaye-2y] tus melo chalti muskaan,3y]kinetic-sab ki hawa nikal de 4y]chlormint-dubara mat puchna
hum nazaro se dur hai aankho se nahi,hum khwabo se dur hai khayalo se nahi,hum dil se dur hai dhadkan se nahi,aapse dur hai aapki yado se nahi.
dil armano se houseful hai,pure honge ya nahi doubtful hai,is duniya mein har cheez wonderful hai,par zindagi aap jaise dosto se beautiful hai.
distance cannot bind anyone,time cant bind anyone,if feelings are true and from heart ,just close yr eyes and u can find anyone.
har pal me pyar hai,har lamhey me khushi,kho do to ye yadeen hai,jee lo to zindagi.be happy always and live every moment.
hahahahahahaahahahahahahhahahaha,kucch nahin,bas tumhari shakal yaad aa gayi.
twinkle twinkle,lazy star,kitna soyega uthja yaar,up above the world so high,sun has risen in the sky,uthke jaldi peele chai,then u can call and tell me hi.
good morn-time -the costliest thing,which could be purchased by any1,so wen some11 spends it 4 u,it just says d depth of care taht they shower on u.
mukesh said to anil ambani-i wanna kiss yr wife,anil said ok but 40 paise per minute.tina shouted -dont cheat him-reliance to relainace free hai.
hasne ke baad q rulati hai duniya,jane ke bad q bulati hai duniya?zindagi me kya kucch kasar baki thi jo marne ke baad jalati hai duniya?talented ,.,beautiful,buddhishali,premal,samjhu ,swadisht rasoi banave evi dharampatni prapt thay e ghatna ne shu kehvay?afavathey say it takes a minute to find a special person ,an hour 2 appreciate them ,a day 2 love them bu then an entire life 2 4get them.
a woman of real beauty smiles in trouble,gathers strength from distress and grows brave thru prayer,s1end this 2 a beautifil woman-i just did.
who smiles during sadness,just 2 keep yr spirits going,loves u even though u hate,conforts u when sorrows surround u,hurts more for others than or oneself,Gives selflessly and undyingly,mak1es ahouse a home with warmth,love and care.who else could it be/a woman ofcourse.
money,attitude and ego are like yr underwear,-u should have it but never show
namaskar-this is friendship care centre1-aapki dosti ki validity khatam hone wali hai.kripya turant hi ek sms kar ke recharge karale.
chupkese chand ki roshni aap ko chu jaye,dhire se hawa kucch keh jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe manglo khuda se,hum dua karenge aapka chand aapko mil jaye.
problem is not the distance between the expected and the reality,so either expect less 1or accept the reality and the problem is no more.
friendship is a network which req no recharge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,just dont switch off yr heart.
Rita Shahmay yr salty days be peppered with spicy luv,may u bask in tangy lemon sunshine,play on starberry fields,all under a vanilla sky,,have ayummy day.
feelings of luv,moments of caring,small small sharing,stupid fights creates a miracle called a friend.
har "sham" ke baad raat "ati hai,har baat ke baad aapki yaad aati hai,chup reh ke bhi dekh liya maine,khamoshiyon se aapki awaz aati hai.
friendship is like a network that needs no rcgarge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,just dont switch off ur heart.
arz kiya hai--hum bhi dost tumhare liye taj mahal banayenge,hum bhi dost tumhare liye taj mahal banayenge-1 cup subah aur 1 cup shyam ko-- kahe che nayan malta nayan sharmai jase,dil malta dil harkhai jase,zindagi che to prem kari le ,mara dost,mrutyu shu che te jivtabjiv samjai jase.
wats common bet men and video,ans-both go backward,fwd,bckwad,fwd,stop and eject.
y r condoms like cameras?they both capture the moment.
mandir jem sunu lage dhaja vagar,prem am maja na ave saza vagar,malam ni koi kimmat nathi ija vagar,haji sudhi koi jivyu nathi ek bija vagar.
wats common bet wealthy,brilliant butiful considerate caring lovable 4 ever faithful woman and osama bill laden?ans-both cannot be found.
har subah teri muskurati rahe,har shyam teri gungunati rahe,tu jise bhi mile is tarah mile,k har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.
sometimes the road travelled turns out to be more beautiful than d destination reached,enjoy leading yr life no matter what it turns out to be.
positive pics come out from negatives developed ina dark room.so if u find urself lonely in dark,understand dat god is working on a beautiful picture.
geography and history r inversely proportional.agirl with good geography has a bad history and girl with good history has bad geography.
ek sharabi ne apni aankhen dan karte samay doc se kaha jise lagan use bata dene ki 4 peg ke baad khulti hai.
waqt ye lamhe guzar jayenge,zindagi se bahut kuch khokar kuch payenge ,aaj karib hai kal dur ho jayenge,par wada raha roz aapke dil me zarur ayenge.
teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar aata hai,sochta hu ki ghar ki bijali katwadu aur tujhe deewar pe latkadu.
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From: "RITA" <ritaraju@rediffmail.com>To: ritaraju@rediffmail.comSubject: : sms
Rita Shahlikh sake kisi ki takdir agar hum,teri takdir me har khushilikh dete,jo mod tujhe kamyabi dilaye,har lakir ko us taraf mod dete.
karni hame khuda se kucch fariyad baki hai,hume inse kehni kuch baat bakihai,maut ayengi,keh denge ruk,abhi meri aap ki mulakat baki hai.
friendship is like a tree,it is not measured in how tall it could be but how deep the roota are.
desktop is wat u do with yr secretary at office,laptop is gf in a room palmtopis wat u do wen nothing is available.
a word 2 say,a word 2 hear,i feel u near,our relation is strong,hope it goes long,v remain friends ,till our heart goes on
the imp of a dear frnd in our lives is like d imp of our heartbeats.though they r not visible,they silently lend u a gift called life.
if u find yr world a sky n yr frndsas stars,n somday u dont find me among dem,dont worry,i may have fallen 2 make some wish of yrs come true.
woh bhi kya din the jab log aapko deewano ki tarah kiss kiya kartethe,par haye re aapki phooti kismat,us waqt aap huggis pehna karte the.
its confirmed now that adam was the first sardar coz who would sit next to a naked woman and chew apples instead of nipples.
dark were those days widout yr sight,wen i was in darkness u gave me light,u gave me strength2 make life bright,thanku so much,philips tubelight.
lovely roses and lovely u,and lovely r de things u do,but the lovliest is the friendship of the 2,1 is me and other is u.
waqt ye lamhe guzar jayenge,zindagi me bahut kucch khokar kucch payenge,aaj karib hai,kal dur ho jayenge,par wada raha roz aapke dil me zarur ayenge.
sun wouldnt be red,sky wouldnt be blue,i wouldnt be happy widout wishing u,wish u a rosy fresh morning ans silky smooth day.
yadon me na dhundo,dil me hum bas jayenge,tamana ho agar milne ki to ón ''karlo mobile,hum inbox me hi mil jayenge.
prem-darling ,rape ka matlab kya hota hai-premika-sahi jagah par galat admi.
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Rita Shah Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun isliye roz tujhko SMS karkepaap karta hoon.
TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,PEPSI ka cr8 ho,ANDE ka oml8 ho,SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho.
reliance ka new ad acmpaign_bhaad mein jaye baap ka sapna
Aakhein teri ho aansu mere ho, dhadkan teri ho sase meri ho, jabhum dosti main juda hoke mar jaye to kafan tera ho lash meriho..........
kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhnadosti ke daur pe dosti kaaasra rakhnahamari yadon ki khushbu zarur ayegiaap bas apna MOBILE switch on rakhna
Hasraton ki nigahoon pe sakht pehra hai, na jaane kis umeed pe dilthehra hai ,teri chahaton ki kasam ae dost apni dosti ka rishtapyar se bahut ghera haiFool khilte hai, baharo ka sama hota hai. Aise mosam me hi dostanajawa hota hai, dosti ki bate phone pe nahi karte, ye fasana to SMSse bayan hota hai.PEHLE KABHI KISI PE DIL NAHI AAYA,TUMHE DEKHA TOW TUMPAR DIL AAGAYA,TUMHARE PYAR ME PAAGAL HOKAR ITNE MESAGE KARE SAALA 5 HAZARKA BIL AA GAYA...]Pyar ki bhi ek had hoti hai,desh ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,aurkitna intjar karu tere sms ka,are yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek had hotihai.hadkanon ko sunkar bhi tumhe pyar ki khabar nahi hoti... Kyamehsoos karoge tum dil ka dard,dil ke tutne ki to awaaz bhi nahihotiAnkhen to pyar main dil ki zuban hoti hai,sacchi chahat to bejubanhoti hai,pyar main dard bhi mile to kya ghabrana, sacche dard sehi to chahat jawan hoti hai.um hoTo bure hum bhi NahiMehlo mein tum ho To sadko pe hum bhiNahi>Pyar karke kehte ho Shadi shuda hoKaan khol ke sun lo,Kunware hum bhiNahi !
Mat karo koi wada jise tum niba na sako,mat chaho usejise tum panasako,pyar kisika kahan pura hotahai,pyarka pehla akshr hi adhurahota hai
Ek Shoreho Raha hai,Bina SMS Dil Bore ho Raha he,Kahi Aisa to nahi,
dostne dosti ke liye dost ko bhula diya, kya hua jo kisi aur keliye aapne hame bhula diya, hamto vese bhi akele the, kya hua joaapne hame ehsaas dila diya. .ke Ek Pyara Sa Dost mujse Döörho Raha hai
Aap asman dekho to sitare aapse pyar kare,aap zameen dekho toh harnazar aapse pyar kare.Gham kabhi aaye to khuda aap par merikhushiya nisar kare.
Aansu tere nikhle to aakhaen meri ho dil tera dhadke or dhadkanmeri ho khuda kare hamari dosti itni gahri ho ki naukri tu kareaur salary meri ho Koi kisi ke dard me shamil nahi hai ,harada husn ke kabil nahi hai,sab kuch luta kar samaj mein aaya aedost,yeh duniya pyar ke kabil nahin hai.
Hasna hamra kisi ko gawara nahi hota,har musafir jindgi ka saharanahi hota,milte hai bahut log is tanha jindgi mein,par koi dosttumsa pyara nahi hota.
Woh pyar hi kya jisme judai na ho, woh ishk hi khya jisme ladai naho,woh dil hi kya jisme aap na ho, aur woh mobile hi kya jisme$üßßù ka sms na ho
"Zindagi nahi hamein doston se pyari, doston pe hazir hai jaanhamari, aankhon mein hamari aansu hai to kya, jaan se bhi pyarihai muskaan tumhari."
zamaane se nahi..hum tanhaai se darte hai..pyar se nahi hum rusvai se darte hai..milne ki umang hai bahut dil mein..lekin milne ke baad judaai se darte hain
una hai pyar ke kissey ajib hote hain, khushi ke badle gam naseebhote hain, mere dost mohabbat na karna kabhi, pyar karne wale badebadnaseeb hote hain
Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange, afatb tujse nur udhar mange,rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ki log mujse teri dosti udharmange.
Dosti hoti hai diley raaz batane k liye, hum apni hasi mitadeaapko hasane k liye.Milne ki to aapko fursat hi nahin,to hum smskarte hai apni yaad dilane k liye
>Jaan hai mujhko jindgi se pyari,jaan ke liye kar doon qurban>yaari,jaan ke liye tod doon dosti tumhari ab tumse kya>chupana,TUMHI TO HO JAAN HAMARI.
Bewafa se kabhi pyar nahi hota, marne ke baad intazaar nahihota,dosti dekh kar karna mere dost,har dost hamari tarah DILDARnahihota.
Har kali tujse khushbu udhar mange, afatb tujse nur udhar mange,rab kare tu dosti aisi nibhaye ki log mujse teri dosti udharmange.
e dil kisi ki yaad me rona fizul hai.Aasu bade anmol hai inhekhona fizul hai.Ro to unke liye jo humpur nisaar hai.Unke liye kyarona jinke aashique hazar hai.Hazaron jhopdian raakh hotee hai tab ek mahal banta hai, Hamaremarne par kafan bhi nahi, aur unke marne par TAJMAHAL banta hai
Dost ek saahil hai toofano ke liye, dost ek aaina hai armano keliye, dost ek mehfil hai anjano ke liye, dosti ek khwaish hai aapjaise dost ko pane ke liye!
Hasrato ki nigahon par hai saqt pehra,jane kis umeed pe hai yehdil tera,a dost tere chahaton ki kasam,APNI DOSTI KA RISTA HAIPYAR SE BHI GEHERA
'Dosti' ke bhi kuch andaz hote hai, jaagti ankhon may bhi kuchkhawb hote hai, zaroori nahi ki gum may aansu nikle, musquratiaakhon may bhi sailaab hote hai.
abne kaha dosti ek dard hai humne kaha ye dard kabul hai sabnekaha is dard ke saath jee nahi pawoge humne kaha teri dosti kesaath marna bhi kabul hai
Hum hawa ke jhonke hain,guzar jayenge,khamoshi se tumhare dil mainuttar jayenge.paake tumhari dosti ye hua ehsaas dost tumse bichadkar hum mar jayenge....
u to hum picha kisi ka kiya nahi karte,darde dil liya or diya nahikarte,yeh DOSTI ka RISHTA sirf aapse hai warna itne sms hum kisiko kiya nahin karte.
U to hum kisika pichha nahi karte, darde dil liya or diya nahikarte, itefaaq ki baat hai, ye dosti aap se hai, varna apne keemtiSMS kisi ko kiya nahi karte
dosti hoti hai diley raaz chupaney ke liye,hum apni hasti mita detumhe paney ke liye,milne ki tumhe fursat nahi,so hum sms kartehai apni yaad dilane ke liye.
AAPI SHAKO TO AAPNI DOSTI MAGU CHHU, DIL THI DIL NO SAHKAR MAGUCHHU, FIKAR NA KARO DOSTI PAR JAN LUTAVI DAIS, ROKDO VYAVHAR CHHEKYA UDHAR MAGU CHHU.
Dosti ki tadap ko dikhaya nahi jata,dil me lagi aag ko bhujayanahi jata.Kitni bhi duri ho dosti me AAP JAISE DOST KO BHULAYANAHI JATA.
Kadam kadam pe hawaon se talukh rakhna Dosti ke daur pe dosti kaaasra rakhna;Hamari yadon ki khushbu zarur ayegi,Aap bas apnaMOBILE switch on rakhna Agar kal hum na bhi rahe..., Humari yaad sada rahegi...! Sirfnazre utha k chand ko dekhna Humari dosti ki 'TASVIR' vaharahegi..
Nazar hamari nazar tumhari nazar ne dil ki nazar utari nazar nedekha nazar ko aise ke kabhie na nazar lage dosti ko hamari.
Ummid aisi ho jo jeene ko Majbur kare,Raah aisi ho jo chalne komajbur kare,Mahak kam na ho apni dosti ki,DOSTI aisi ho jo milneko majbur kare
eri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar atahai..sochta hun ghar ki bijli katva lu..ajkal kambkhat bill bahutata hai
sitam ko hamne berukhi samjha,pyar ko hamne bandagi samjha,tum chahehume jo bhi samjho,hame,totumne apni zindagi samjha.
koi dur ho kitna hi,kya gum hai,magar woh apna hai ye kya kam hai,chahena ho bat ,na mulaquat,kya gum hai?yad hame woh karle 1 bar,ye kya kamhai.
u need love,mai hoon na,you need care,mai hoon na,you need a hug,maihoon na,you need cash,hum aapke hai kaun?
love says if you ever need anything,ill be there,friendship says youwill never need anything if ill be there.
birth is the start of life,beauty is the art of life,risks are the partof life,and true friends like you are the heart of life.
dictionary is the only place where death comes be4 life,success be4work,and divorce be4 marriage,but the best part is friend comes beforerelative.
a test 4 u,which word will u use on me,choose 1 only1,moon,2,sky,3,sand,4 snow,5,road,6,water,7,fire explanation of ans will be sent after ureply pleasemoon-the one u will share ur problems,sky,the one u miss most,sand-theone u wont care for,snow.the one u like 2 be best friend,fire-the one uhate road-ur rival,water yr love
The appearance of things change according to the emotions, andthus we see magic and beauty in them, while the magic and beauty arereally in ourselves. by Kahlil Gibran
life is a paradox,what u want u dont get,(love)what u get u dontenjoy(marriage),what u enjoy is not permananet(girlfriend) what is permaanentis boring(wife)
it must ahve been a rainy day when u were born but it wasnt rain,it wasthe sky who was crying coz it lost its most beautiful starand thats u.
beshak kuch waqt ka intezar mila humko,per khudha se badkar yar milahumko,na rahi tamana kisi jannat ki -e dost,teri dosti se woh pyar milahumko
life ends when u stop dreaming,u lose hope whne u stop believing.loveends when u stop caring,u lose friends when u stop responding.
it relieves tension,invigorates the spirit,combats depression,has noside effects,may i prescribe teh perfect drug-teh hug!!!!!heres one fromme.
dosti kaho to bandagi,socho to zindagi,doobo to gehra sagar,karo toaasan,nibhao to mushkil,bikhre to sara zamaan,simte to sirf tum!
valuing someone isnt merely by seeing each other,everyday what countsis taht somehow in our bz lives we remeber to say take care!ur precious.
ssaz ke 7 awaz,samandar ke 7 sahil,,phool ke 7 khushboo,jism ke 7rooh,shama ke 7 parwana,khushi ke 7 ghum ,aur aap ke 7 hum.
listen and silent are 2 words with same alhabets but for me they alsomean the same becoz i listen to u even when u r silent/
u r truly successful when u can look back in forgiveness ,forward inhope and up with gratitude.
resentment turns to gratitude when is see yr offence had brought megrace.say goodbye to golden yesterdays or yr heart will never learn to lovethe pressnt.
apne hisse mein gum sau bar aya,pyar ka mausam bhi bezar aya,zindagibhar dosti ko tarasta raha,janaze pe dushman bhi banke yaar aya,
ek hasi jo hasa de,ek asu jo rula de,ek arzu jo jaga de,ek chhahatjosamajh le,har aahat jo jaan le,usi rishta ka naam hai,dosti.
pal pal se banta hai ehsaas,ehsas se banta hai vishwas,vishwas se batehai rishte ,rishte se banta hai koi khaas,jaise-aap.
always be happy,always wear a smile not becoz life is full of reasons 2smile but yr smile itself is a reason for many others 2 smile.
phoolo ne amrut ka jam bheja hai,taron ne gagan se salam bheja hai,hardin,har ghadi khush rahe aap,sacche dil se humne ye paigham bhejahai.smile.
dost kabhi dosto se khafa nahi hota,dil milkar kabhi juda nahihota,bhula dena hamari kamiyo ko ,kyuki insan kabhi bhagwan nahi hota.
in the rythm of life ,we sometimes find ourselves out of tune,but aslong as thjere are friends to provide teh melody,the music plays on.
dictionary is only place where death coems be4 life,success be4 workand divorce be4 marriage buut best part is friend comesbe4 relatives.
life ends when us top dreaming,u lose hope when u stop believing loveendds when u stop caring,u l0se friends whn u stop responding.
life is like having a cup of tea.you take a sip and realize tahtsomeone 4got to put the sugar.u somehow stuggle thru the sugarless cup.till usee undissolvd sugar at the botton.thats life!!!!!!
the tragedy of life is not death but what we let die inside us while welive.keep teh spark alive within you,what is a lamp for you might bethe sun for someone.
fogiveness is not an emotion,its a decision.learn to let go and move onin life.there are 3 kind sof memories-good bad and convenient.have abad one at times.
as mumbai gets unseasonal rains,a thought,everyone wantshappiness,noone wants pain.remb u cant make a rainbow wothout a lil rain.
always be a man of words.tehy say who is slowest in making a promise ismost faithful in its performance.remb a promise is a debt,be debt free.
dreams visit us when we are asleep,but god is truly wise.he wakes usup each day and gives us every chance to make our dreams come true.
if luck is a raindrop,id send u a shower,if hope is minute,id send u hour,if happiness is a leaf,id send u a tree,if u need a friend,u already have me!!!!!!NRita Shahis dil ki hai ek"condition"jisme nahi kisi ko "permission,sirf aap jaise dost ko"admission,woh bhi bina"donation,just maintain "good relation""
when u mix rice in milk,u call it kheer,when u mix vinegar in milk,u call it panee,when u mix a friend like u in my life.u call it takdeer.
best ends fri''end,best stand is under"stand,best age is cour"age,best work is "hard work"best day is "today",think best and be best.
a dentist was caught having sex with his patient.next day newspaper headlines-dentist caught filling wrong cavity.
Saturday, January 12, 2008
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