rsma

a good way 2 change peoples attitude is to change yr own.coz tHE same sun that melts butter also hardens the clay.

the happiest people dont have best of everything in life.they just make the best of everything that life brings their way.

relationship is not finding gold or silver among rocks of life.it is accepting each other as coal till diamonds are formed thru times.

tum banke dost aise aaye zindagi me,ke hum ye zamana hi bhul gaye,tumhe yad aye na aye hamari kabhi ,par hum tumhe bhulna hi bhul gaye.

somebody asked god-i want peace.god replied remove first yr ego,then want,then desire and peace wil automatically be there.

purpose of relationship is not 2 have someone who might compete with u,but 2 have someone with whom u might share yr incompleteness.

friendship is not abt who you are with but its about you being yourself with him or her.

a touching thought-1 can cross the ocean widout wetting their legs,but 1 cannot cross ones life widout wetting ones eyes.

raste par mat baitho,hawa tang karegi,gujre hue lamho ki saja tang karegi,mat lao kisiko itne kareeb ki uske jane ke baad uski har ek ada tang KARegi.

jo palpal chalti rahe-zindagi hai,jo har pal jalti rahe -roshni hai,jo palpal khilti rahe-mohabbet hai,jo kisi pal sath na chode-woh dosti hai.

ulfat me kabhi ye haal hota hai aankhen hasti hai magar dil rota hai,mante hai jisse hum manzil apni,humsafar uska koi aur hota hai.

hardest things of missing friends is not their absence,but its wen u think of all the good times uve shared and u ask yrself-will these moments ever happen again?

the purpose of relationship is not to have someone who might complete u,but to have someone with whom u can share yr incompleteness.
tujha dekha bina teri tasveer bana du,tujhe mile bina tera haal bata du,hai meri dosti me itna dum,ki teri aankh ka ansu apni aanks se gira du.
waves r inspiring not becoz they rise and fall,but becoz each time they fall,they never fail to rise again.
khuli aankhon na sapna sacha nathi hota,,badha chamkata sitara nathi hota,male je prem te bhari lo dil ma,zindagi ni lakeer na bharosa nathi hota.
small philosophy of life-kaho usi se jo na kahe kisise,maango usise jo dede khushi se,aur rishta banao usise jo nibhaye hamesha khushi se.
friendship doesnt speak volumes-it never demands proof,it never has a happy ending too,simply becoz it doesnt end
prayer is free outgoing call to god ,no battery power,no chargging,no network problem,no simcard,always good signal and endless talktime
its madness to hate coz u got scratched by 1 thorn,2 give up all dreams coz 11 did not come true,2 lose faith in prayer coz 1 was not answered not to believe in love coz some1 was unfaithful 2 u,remb that another chance will come up, a new love,new life ,never give up in love and life becoz both indeed are beautifula nd loveable.
the only thing i like abt stones that come in my way is once i pass them they automatically becoem my milestone.
thought of the day-if peole around u r trying to put u down,be proud of it,it only means 1 thing-u are above them.
if god ansers yr prayers,he is increasing yr faith,if delays,he is increasing yr patience,if he doesnt answer,he knows u can handle perfectly.
musharaf ne apne duplicate se puccha yaar tu bilkul mere jaisa hai,kya teri maa hamari kaamwali thi?duplicate-nahi,mera baap tumhara driver tha.
they say good friends are hard to find.ou know why/because the best are already mine!!!!!!!!!

most friendships are like delecate flowers,eventually tehy will die,but i am like a cactus,ill be poking u if u ever forget me.
disappointment comes to us all,but we need to get the dis out of it and rememebr that our aapointment with success is more important.
those who eventually leave everything in gods hand will eventually see gods hand in everything.worry ends where faith begins.
d-dastak bhi na de
0-or apna bana de
s -sanso me base jo
t-takdir jo saware
i-isi rishte ko kehte hai
dosti.
a funny but a true fact-a man worries abt his future till he gets a wife,a women never worries abt her future till she gets a husband.
every1 wants happiness-noone needs pain,but it is not possible to get a rainbow widout a lil rain.
zakham dene ka andaz kucch aisa hai ,zakhm dekar puchte hai ab kaisa hai,kisi ek se gila kya karnayaro,sari duniya ka mizaz ek jaisa hai.
kahe che nayan malta nayan sharmai jase,dil malta dil harkhai jase,zindagi che to prem kari le ,mara dost,mrutyu shu che te jivtabjiv samjai jase.
wats common bet men and video,ans-both go backward,fwd,bckwad,fwd,stop and eject.
y r condoms like cameras?they both capture the moment.
mandir jem sunu lage dhaja vagar,prem am maja na ave saza vagar,malam ni koi kimmat nathi ija vagar,haji sudhi koi jivyu nathi ek bija vagar.
wats common bet wealthy,brilliant butiful considerate caring lovable 4 ever faithful woman and osama bill laden?ans-both cannot be found.
har subah teri muskurati rahe,har shyam teri gungunati rahe,tu jise bhi mile is tarah mile,k har milne wale ko teri yaad aati rahe.
sometimes the road travelled turns out to be more beautiful than d destination reached,enjoy leading yr life no matter what it turns out to be.
positive pics come out from negatives developed ina dark room.so if u find urself lonely in dark,understand dat god is working on a beautiful picture.
geography and history r inversely proportional.agirl with good geography has a bad history and girl with good history has bad geography.
ek sharabi ne apni aankhen dan karte samay doc se kaha jise lagan use bata dene ki 4 peg ke baad khulti hai.
waqt ye lamhe guzar jayenge,zindagi se bahut kuch khokar kuch payenge ,aaj karib hai kal dur ho jayenge,par wada raha roz aapke dil me zarur ayenge.
teri dosti ki roshni aisi hai ki har taraf ujala nazar aata hai,sochta hu ki ghar ki bijali katwadu aur tujhe deewar pe latkadu.
friendship is like a network that needs no rcgarge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,just dont switch off ur heart.
may yr salty days be peppered with spicy luv,may u bask in tangy lemon sunshine,play on starberry fields,all under a vanilla sky,,have ayummy day.
feelings of luv,moments of caring,small small sharing,stupid fights creates a miracle called
friend.

money,attitude and ego are like yr underwear,-u should have it but never show
namaskar-this is friendship care centre-aapki dosti ki validity khatam hone wali hai.kripya turant hi ek sms kar ke recharge karale.
dineshbhais answer-please recharge my friendship 4 life.sending 999 good wishes and regards.p.s no conditions apply
chupkese chand ki roshni aap ko chu jaye,dhire se hawa kucch keh jaye,dilse jinhe chahte ho unhe manglo khuda se,hum dua karenge aapka chand aapko mil jaye.
problem is not the distance between the expected and the reality,so either expect less 1or accept the reality and the problem is no more.
friendship is a network which req no recharge,no roaming,no validity limit,no activation,no signal problems,just dont switch off yr heart.
aisa dostana hamara,mai kashti,tu kinara,mai dhanush,tu teer,mai mattar,tu paneer,mai varsha,tu badal,mai rajma,tu chawal,mai hot,tu cool,mai april,tu----?
during sex ,girl says,ur like a cellphone.boy saysï vibrate a lot?no,she said wen u getin d tunnel,u loose the network,
har subah teri muskurati rahe,har sham teri gungunati rahe,tu jisse bhi mile,is tarah se mile,k har milne wale ko teri yaad aati
in life,wen u get problems,dont get nervous,just close yr eyes and follow yr heart coz heart is in left but it is always right.
dur ho jane se rishte nahi tootte,nahi sif paas rehne se judte,ye to dosti ka bandhan hai isliye hum tumhe aur tum hame nahi bhulte.
a coin is easy to earn but a frnd is hard to find,the coin depreciates,but a friend appreciates,i lost a coin for this message,but i gained a priceless friend.
jaate jaate woh koi acchi nishani de gaye,umra bhar dohra saku aisi kahani de gaye,khair hum to reh gaye pyase,par hamari palko ko woh pani de gaye.
contest in girl's college.write a short note which contains,religion,sex and mystery.winner's essay;O.MY GOD,I'M PREGNANT,I WONDER WHO DID IT?
kaho usi se jo na kahe kisise,mango usise jo dede khushi se,dosti ki hai usi se jo hamesha nibhaye hasi se,sahi hai na?
no rehearsal in life-each day is a new show,no repeat,no rewind,so give yr best shot in all your worthy acts ,as the show goes ona dn on.
dekhlo awaz dekar paas apne paoge,aoage tanha par tanha na jaoge,durr rehkar bhi tumhi par hai nazar meri,tham lenge hath jab bhi thokar aap khaoge.
a friend is like a ring,always holding yr finger,but as u egt careless,it slips out of yr hand,so dont ever let me slip out of yr life.
5 imp lessons from a humble pencil-1st-it tells u everything u do will always leave a mark,2nd-u can always correct the msitakes u make,3rd-the most imp aspect is inside u and not outside of u,4th -in life u will undergo painful sharpenings which will make u better in what u do.lastly-to be the best u can be,u must allow yrself 2 be held and guided by the hand that holds u. and 1 more point-pencils have universal acceptsbility-so all of us should try to be acceptable.
love me when i least deserve it coz thats when i need it most.life is not measured with quantities of breaths u take but with quantities of moments that took your breath away.
its gods responsibilty to forgive the terrorists its our responsibilty to arrange a meeting between them and god.-an indian.
when it rains u dont see the sun,but theres hope,we can be like that,we dont see each other,but we will always be there for each other.
1 day man asked god whats the diff between yr love and my love.god smailed and replied,a bird in the sky is my love and a bird ina cage is yr love.
when god leads u 112 edge of cliff,trust him fully and let go,only 2 things can happen,either he will catch u when u fall or he will teach u 2 fly.
happiness is a voyage,not a destination,there is no better time 2 be happy than now.
there are peoplewho speak to us and we do not lsiten to them,there are people who hurt us and dont leave a scar ,but there are people like u who simply appear in our life and leave a mark 4ever.
stars have settled and sun will shine,our relation will mature like lovely wine,very good morning to a friend of mine,may yr day be lovely and fine.
hands in hands,walk extra mile,remb on this earth we are for a while,smile and make everyone smile,coz thats the way 2 live the life in style.
pyar se pyar karna koi majboori nahi hoti,kami apno ki bhi puri nahi hoti,dilo ka juda hona alag baat hai,nazron se dur hona koi doori nahi hoti.
phollo ki mahek ko chura nahi sakte,suraj ki kirano ko chupha nahi sakte,kitni bhi doori ho,aap jaise dost ko bhula nahi sakte.
dete ho kyun ,ye da
rd bas hami ko?kya samjhoge tum in ankho ki nami ko?u to hoge lakho diwane chand ke,chand kya mahsus karega 1 tare ki kami ko?
do not lower yr goals to the level of yr abilities instead raise yr abilities to teh height of yr goals.
confidence comes naturally with succ1ess,but success comes only 2 those who r confident.so begin yr days with gr8 confidence.
giving up or leaving some1 doesnt mean that yr weak,but it sometimes means taht u have the streangth to let go.some1 u love the most.
yakeen pe yakeen dilate hai dost,rah chalte ko bewakuf banat1e hai dost,sharbat bolkar daru pilate hai dost,par kucch bhi kaho.yaad bahut aate hai dost.
success isnt a matter of being the best and winning the race,success is a matter of handling teh worst and finishing the race.
a good thought-if ur not willing 2 change,noone can change u,if u decide to change,even god cannot stop u.
those who can move themselves beyond teh state of complaining to the state of actionare the one shwo get what they want in life.
aasman humse naraaz hai taron ko gussa behisab hai,woh sab humse jalte haikyuki chand se pyara dost hamare paas hai.
pyar se pyar karna koi majboori nahi hoti,kami apno ki bhi puri nahi hoti,dilo ka juda hona alag baat hai,nazron se dur hona koi duri nahi hoti.
woh hamare nahin to kya gum hai,hum to unhee ke hai ye kya kam hai,na gham hai na ansu kam hai,dekhte hai rulane wale me kitne dum hai.
hasino ne hasin bankar gunah kiya,auro ko kya,hame bhi taba kiya,pesh kiya ghazalo mein hume unki,bewafai ko,auro ne to kya,unhone bhi wah wah kiya.
when a man and a woman decide to marry,they become one,the trouble starts when they try to decide which one?
people r made to be loved and things r made to be used,confusion is people r being used and things r being loved.
ek din puccha muskuraahat ne humse ,har pal hume kyun bulate ho?humne kaha hum yaad apne dost ko karte hai,tum kyun chale aate ho?
be strong enuf to accept challenges of life,dont say 2 god,why me?INSTEAD SAY TRY ME.
RUMAL TO FAKT ANSU LUCHE CHE,TAMARI DOSTI TO ANSU NU KARAN LUCCHI NAKHE CHE,DUNIYA MATE TAME EK VYAKTI CHO,PAN EK VYAKTI MATE TAME AKHI DUNIYA CHO.
PYAR KAROGE,PARESHAN RAHOGE,SHADI KAROGE,SHARABI BANOGE,DIVORCE DOGE,devdas banoge,humse dosti karoge?message karne me expert banoge.
yaken mano woh maut bhi badi suhani hogi,jisme hamari dosti virani hogi,chalo wada raha tumse pehle hum jaenege,kyuki tumhare swagat ki rasm bhi to nibhani hogi.

kya aapke paas hai?sulagta jism,kapkapate honth/thar tharata badan,ladkharati awaz,nashilee ankhen?agar hai to aapko malaria hai,elaaj kara lo.lol.

ishq ne insaan ko kya bana diya,kisiko ashiq to ksiko deewna bana diya,do phool ke bhoj na utha sakti thee mumtaz uspar shahjahan ne tajmahal bana diya.

world is full of difficulties just as earth is full of mud.if u want to keep yr feet clean in this muddy world-there are 2 solutions-either cover entire earth or wear a pair of sandals.
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