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Roses are red, violets are blue, I was born beautiful, but what the hell happened to you?

Do step ladders have real parents?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense???.......... ........... ........huh!!!

Two nudists got divorced because they were seeing too much of each other.

How do you make a Swiss roll? Push him off the top of a cliff.

Can I have a return ticket please. Certainly, where to? Back here, you fool.

Foolish man give wife grand piano...wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Name ten animals from Africa. Nine elephants and a giraffe.

Man who drive like hell bound to get there.