1)u must be a good runner coz u r always running in my mind,u must be a good thief coz u have stolen my heart and im a bad shooter coz i always miss you.
2)friendship is like the relation between the hand and the eyes,its like when hand gets hurt,the eye cries and when the eye cries the hand wipes its tears.
3)tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,apne dost ko kya upahar du,koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangwate,jo khud gulab hai,usko kya gulab du.
4)khushboo bina phool bekar,chand bina chandni bekar,teri dosti bina meri zindagi bekaar,aur mere im bina tera yahoo messenger bekar.
5)aaj tum dil mango,de denge,dhadkan amngo,de denge,jigar mango,de denge,jism aur jaan tak manglo,to de sakte hai kyuki pancho film ki vcd ghar par hai.
6)jab kabhi ye dil udas hota hai, toote huve khwabon ke siva kucch na paas hota hai,tumhari yaad aise waqt bahut yaad ati hai,jab koi bandar aaspaas hota hai.
7)yesterday is a cancelled cheque ,tomorrow is a promisary note,today is only cash,so spend it wisely.
8)if u feel a bit uneasy,lightheaded and r craving for something sweet,i think i know whats wrong with u,actually ur suffering from lack of vitamin me.
9)certain people touch yr heart and u cant stop thinking abt them,dats the kind of person u r ,absent yet so near,simple yet worth remeb
10)happiness is not something u postpone for the future it is something u design for the present.
11)ek khoobsoorti ek tazgi,ek sapna,ek sacchai,ek kalpana ek ahsas,ek aastha ek vishwaas
12)a woman of real beauty smiles in trouble,gathers strength from d reflection,and payer,send thsi to a beautiful woman ,i just did.
13)i live by faith and not by sight,so whether i see u or not,talk 2 u or not,i know that ur still the same,the one keeping till the end.
14)aapki hasi kabhi kam na ho,aap ke ansu kabhi nam na ho,aap ko mile zindagi ki har khushi,bhale us khushi em hum na ho.
15)happiness keeps u sweet,trials keep u strong,sorrow keeps u human,failure keeps u humble,success keeps u glowing but only god keeps u going.
16)y is a woman like a pack of cards-coz u need aheart 2 love her, a diamong 2 marry her,flower 2 pamper her and a spade 2 bury her.
17)TUSI badehi gr8 ho, rasgule ki pl8 ho, PEPSI ka cr8 ho, ANDE ka oml8 ho,smsKARANE ME bade le8 ho, JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,KHER jo bhi ho mere fav8 ho.
18) i aksed an angel 2 take care of u but he came back sooner than expected,i aksed him why>he said an angel doesnt need to watch over an angel.
19)Teri nafrat mein dam nahi jo meri friendshipt ko mita de, Yeh dosti hai koi khel nahi jo kohi haske bhula de Heart hai magar attack nahi,Blood hai magar pressure nahi, Dil hai magar dildar nahi.
20)Kabhi na kabhi to baharon ke phool murjha jayenge,Bhule bhi kabhi hum tumhe yaad ayenge, Ehsaas hoga tumhe meri dosti ka jab hum bahot dur chale jayenge
21)Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,Mere hoslon se kam milenge, Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge
22) Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta, Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta.
23)Zindagi ki rahon mein tumhe jo gam milenge,Mere hoslon se kam milenge, Jab khud ko tanha pao kabhi,Kasam dosti ki bas yaad karna aur samne hum milenge
24)Ar karz dosti ka ada kaun karega,Jab hum hi nahi rahenge to dosti kaun karega,Aye khuda mere dosto ko salamat rakhna,Varna mere jeene ki dua kaun karega!
25) Every morning you are the first thing that comes to my mind. I wish I would start my day with you in my bed. I love your feel to my lips.You just make my day.I love you Nescafe.
26) smart man+smart naari=flirting jaari,idiot man+smart naari=jeb khali,smart man+bevakuf naari=pav bahri and bavakuf man +bavakuf naari=shaadi
27) alphabetic advices 4 u-abc-avoid bad company,def=dont entertain fools,ghi-give up high ideas,jklm-just keep loving me28)khudaki banai kudrat nahi dekhi,dilome chuphi daulat nahi dekhi,jo bhi kehta hai ke dooriyose mitti hai dosti usne shayad hamari dosti nahi dekhi.