Why i am a mess!!!!

Today's Joke:
Why I am a mess!~~~~~~~~~~~~~When God passed out brains,I thought he said trains,
and I missed mine.
When God passed out looks,I thought He said books,and I didn't want any.
When God passed out ears,I thought He said beers,and I asked for two long ones.
When God passed out legs,I thought He said kegs,and I asked for two fat ones.
When God passed out noses,I thought He said roses,and I asked for a big red one.
When God passed out heads,I thought He said beds,and I asked for a big soft one.
God am I a mess?