NICE SMS

This mail is incomplete with out u...

U" LAGAO' AUR BAN JAO TUM.

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ha ha ha...!!!!

Dekha! Eveythng is incomplete without U...!

Dont keep me in ur hrt but keep me in ur brain

bcoz

Rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho, rehne me utna maza ata he

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Pagal Ho Kya ?
Itna Kya Sochna
Time Paas Hai
Forward Kar Ke Dusre Ke Dimaag Khao

Husbnd&wife 2no ghumne gaye
Raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha
Husband: Dekho apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye
Wife: NAMASTE SASURJI

Santa went to a shop & said- Black colour ka bulb do
Shopkeeper asked- Kaha lagana hai?
Santa-"Dophar ko andhera kar ke sona hai

Kid:Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mummy ne?
Kid:Agar woh badmash na de,to Sharma aunty se le aana

Utha le re deva, utha le...
Mereko nahi re, mere dost ko uthale...
Uper nahi re baba, so raha hai, nind se uthale...

Hum Be-Noor Na Hote..!!

Wo nahi mera magar us se mohabbat hai to hai


Wo nahi mera magar us se mohabbat hai to hai,
Ye agar rasmo rivajo se bagawat hai to hai.
Sach ko maine sach jab kah diya to kah diya,
Ab jamane ki najro me ye bagawat hai to hai.
Dost ban ker dushmano sa satata hai mujko,
"Fir Bhi Mujhe Us Se Mohabbat Hai To Hai"
Kab kaha maine ki wo mil jaye mujko,
uski baahon me dum nikle ye hasrat hai to hai.
Wo sath hai to jinda hu main,
Meri saanso ko uski jarurat hai to hai.

Agar hum bhi teri tarah Majboor na hote,
Khuda Qasam hum bhi Tumse Door na hote..

Wo to tere ISHQ me hum Badnaam ho gaye,
Warna tere shahar me MashHoor na hote..

Gar Khwaab dekhne ki muze Aadat hi na hoti,
To ye Khwaab mere dil ke Choor-Choor na hote..

Patthar Taraash kar jab tumhe Heera sa kar diya,
Paakar Be-intehaa Mohabbat tum Magroor na hote..

Anjaam Mere ISHQ ka, ye to hargiz nahi hota?
Tum sabki aankhon ke NOOR, hum Be-Noor na hote..!!

wow

Choose differently today

Choose differently today

"It is always your next move."

-- Napoleon Hill

The great benefit of heightened awareness is that we have more choice in how we live our lives. At any moment, we can purposefully choose a new experience for ourselves. We can choose to pay attention, breathe more deeply, laugh, rest, play, appreciate, do something different - the possibilities are endless.

Whenever you remember, TAKE YOURSELF OFF AUTO-PILOT and really examine your situation. Take charge and make a choice that will enrich your experience. At the end of the day, reflect on what happened and how you felt when you chose a new line of thought, feeling or action.

"We cannot tell what may happen to us in the strange medley of life. But we can decide what happens in us -- how we can take it, what we do with it -- and that is what really counts in the end."

-- Joseph Fort Newton

"When a defining moment comes along, you can do one of two things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you."

-- Tin Cup (the movie)

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

-- Neil Peart

YOU ARE ALL MY BEAUTIFUL DREAMS

You are all of my beautiful dreams,
put together, and rolled into one.
You're the moon and stars in my sky,
and the light of my morning sun..


You're my first thought in the morning,
and my very last thought each night.
Dreams of you hold me through my day;
bring comfort to me, until morning light.


You have brought me a world of love,
which fills every emotion within me.
A world I always knew could exist,
but not one, I ever thought I would see.

SMS DOSTI

SMS DOSTI

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,

Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,

Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,

Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye

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Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,

Jab zindagi kahegi alvida,

Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! .

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Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,

Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,

Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

SMS

Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...

ishq karnay kay bhi kuch aadab hotay hain
khule ankhoun main bhi kuch khuab hotay hain
har koi roo kay dekhai yeh zarore to nahi
khushk ankhoun main bhi selaab hotay hain.

Kai raaz aise hote hai jo kahe ni jate,
kai dil aise hote hai jo tode ni jate,
aur kuch ap jaise DOST hote hai jo chode ni jaate..

Kuch aise din b meri zindagi mei aaye hai..
Aankhe jab roti hai honth muskaraye hai,
sabse jyada jo dur gaye mere daman se,jaane ku sabse adhik yaad wahi aaye hai..

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaz mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...****

Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de.

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..

jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS***

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,Humne kaha dard kabul hai,sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... ***

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

Evolution of Man,Shadi se pahale,HERO No.1 Shadi k baad,COOLIE No.1 Shadi se pahale,Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi k bad,Yeh Meine kya kiya****

Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...

Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani, KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK****

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi.