NICE SMS

This mail is incomplete with out u...

U" LAGAO' AUR BAN JAO TUM.

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ha ha ha...!!!!

Dekha! Eveythng is incomplete without U...!

Dont keep me in ur hrt but keep me in ur brain

bcoz

Rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho, rehne me utna maza ata he

6x)+(54y)-(25z) /40
652x > 4455y
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Pagal Ho Kya ?
Itna Kya Sochna
Time Paas Hai
Forward Kar Ke Dusre Ke Dimaag Khao

Husbnd&wife 2no ghumne gaye
Raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha
Husband: Dekho apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye
Wife: NAMASTE SASURJI

Santa went to a shop & said- Black colour ka bulb do
Shopkeeper asked- Kaha lagana hai?
Santa-"Dophar ko andhera kar ke sona hai

Kid:Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mummy ne?
Kid:Agar woh badmash na de,to Sharma aunty se le aana

Utha le re deva, utha le...
Mereko nahi re, mere dost ko uthale...
Uper nahi re baba, so raha hai, nind se uthale...