Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Laloo Got Job in Microsoft Corporation ( VERY FUNNY JOKE ) AND SMS

Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare.

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Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
Aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
Aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
Jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

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Thukra ke usne mujhko,
Kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha

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Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas
na hoti!!

Laloo got job in Microsoft Corporation


Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? Par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- AB Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar
Bilva.

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