School:
A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
A place where success comes before work.
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
The name men give to their mistakes.
An invention to end all inventions.
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
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