SMS'S

Hum is qadar tumpe mar mittege
Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege
Rakhna har pal is dil mein hamari yaad
Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege

Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon??
Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo?
Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko...
Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo???

Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum....
itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam....
hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne....
maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam....!!!!

Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin
teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin
mein hu phool tere gulshan ka
tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin

Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege
tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege
dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann
tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege

Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le
Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le
Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale
To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle

Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai
ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai
iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai
mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai

Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar
koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta
teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane
tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta

Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..??
yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga ...???
Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi......
yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga?????

Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge
aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge
aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo
hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge

Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho..
Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho..
Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho..
Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho

Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai.
Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai.
Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN,
Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai.

Khwabon mein aate ho TUM
yaadon mein aate ho TUM
jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu
mujhe nazar aate ho TUM

Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte,
Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte,
Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap,
Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte

Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai
Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai
Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai
Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai

Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua
Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka
Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua

Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai
Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai
Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi
Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai

teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke..
humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai...
maf karde hume is kahta pe..
aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai...

Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye
Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye
Hum zyada dur nahi aapse
Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!!

Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi,
har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi,
ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega,
ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi

kab unki palko se izhar hoga,
dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga,
gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me

kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,?

Aankho me armaan diya karte hai,
hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai,
jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to

samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai

wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi.
unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi,
aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi,
darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi

Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai.
wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai.
na todna kabhi milne ka wada
ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai

bhulana aapko na asaan hoga.
bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga,
aap baste ho dil me hamare,
aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan

SMS

2009-03-25T05:21:00.000-07:00

Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti,
Aur rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote.

Zindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai
Varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

Yeh dosti meri nahi hamaari hai,
Isliye toh saab rishton si pyaari hai.

Zaroori nahi doston ka roz milna,
Tabhi toh sms,phone calls,mails ka silsila jaari hai!

For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care,
For all d times u r there.

U r special and beyond compare.
I just wanna say TAKE CARE..

Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,

Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.......

Pyar se pyari hai teri dosti.
Jaan hamari hai teri dosti.

Miss call ka syrap or sms ki tablet dete rahena.
Kyu ki ek khubsurat bimari hai teri dosti.

S MS

2009-03-18T23:45:00.000-07:00

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Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki dosti ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,

Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho......

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U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)

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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai,
Kuch dost pal-pal yaad aate hai,

Hum aapse yahi puchna chahte hai,
K dosto k is kataar me hum kahan aate hai.

SMS

2009-03-18T23:35:00.000-07:00

ONE DAY MONDAY
WENT TO TUESDAY
TO SEE WEDNESDAY
AND ASK THURSDAY

WHETHER FRIDAY HAS
TOLD SATURDAY
THAT"SUNDAY"IS
"FRIENDSHIPDAY"

"HAPPY FRENDSHIP DAY"

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
Nothing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!

NICE SMS, I've some doubts..

2009-03-06T14:26:00.000-08:00

I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent freind.

Then God gifted me you and said...
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ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)

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Boy & Girl in restaurant :
Boy:-I Love u
Girl:-I dont Love u
Boy:- Think again?
Girl:-I told u. No no & no
Boy:-Ok!!! Waiter,bring seperate bills.

Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........

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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?

Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise

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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,

But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed

Doubts..

I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

Inspirational Wisdom Buddha (Part-04)

2008-12-24T13:55:00.000-08:00

Armless Girl Gets A Pilot License

2008-12-12T23:21:00.000-08:00

Jessica Cox, 25, a girl born without arms, stands inside an aircraft. The girl from Tucson, Arizona got the Sport Pilot certificate lately and became the first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet.

Jessica Cox of Tucson was born without arms, but that has only stopped her from doing one thing: using the word "can't."

Her latest flight into the seemingly impossible is becoming the first pilot licensed to fly using only her feet.

With one foot manning the controls and the other delicately guiding the steering column, Cox, 25, soared to achieve a Sport Pilot certificate. Her certificate qualifies her to fly a light-sport aircraft to altitudes of 10,000 feet.

"She's a good pilot. She's rock solid," said Parrish Traweek, 42, the flying instructor at San Manuel's Ray Blair Airport.

Parrish Traweek runs PC Aircraft Maintenance and Flight Services and has trained many pilots, some of whom didn't come close to Cox's abilities.

"When she came up here driving a car," Traweek recalled, "I knew she'd have no problem flying a plane."

Doctors never learned why she was born without arms, but she figured out early on that she didn't want to use prosthetic devices

INSPIRATIONS

2008-12-07T01:08:00.000-08:00

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Funny SMS's

2008-12-06T02:12:00.001-08:00

shayad aa jaye koi

2008-12-06T02:12:00.000-08:00

shayad aa jaye koi

Shaam chirago se saja rakkhi hain..
Shart logo se laga rakkhi hain,

shayad aa jaye koi humse bhi zyada pyasa,
yahi sochkar thodi si bacha rakkhi hain.......

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"Dil" ka dard jab panno par Aa jata hai
"Ek" Aansu b dariya ban jata hai

"Dil" k Tutne ki "Aawaz" bhi nahi aur
Sara dard "GAZAL" ban jata hai.

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HUM TERE DIL MEIN RAHENGE EK YAAD BANKAR
TERE LAB PAR KHILENGE EK MUSKAAN BANKAR.

KABHI APNE SE JUDA MAT SAMJHNA
HUM TERE SAATH CHALENGE AASMAN BANKAR.

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BADI MUDDAT SE CHAHA HAI TUJHE
BADI DUAON SE PAYA HAI TUJHE.

TUJHE BHULANE KI SOCHU BHI TO KAISE
KISMAT KI LAKIRON SE CHURAYA HAI TUJHE.

SMS

2008-12-06T02:04:00.000-08:00

• Care for the one who shares with u, share with the one who knows u, know the one who misses u, miss the one who wishes the best for U.

• No sweet thought to forward, no cute graphics to send. Just a 'Caring Heart' saying, 'Take Care!' Miss U!

• God must be partial to have endowed a single soul with so much beauty, grace, panche, elgance & allure. If I ever have d luxury of dreaming of u, I bet I'll b afraid of waking up coz I wouldn't want 2 lose U!

• Nobody's right till sumbody's wrong.
Nobody's weak till sumbody's strong.
Nobody's lucky till luv comes along.
Nobody's lonely till sumbody's gone. Missing U!

• Those we Luv never go away, they walk beside us everyday... unseen & unheard, still near... still loved... still Missed & still very dear. Missing U

• Whenever I miss U, I won't luk 4 u in my dreams or try to hear ur voice in ur msgs. I'll just put my right hand across my chest & will feel U!

• Every tear is a sign of brokenness, every silence is a sign of loneliness, every smile is a sign of kindness, every SMS is a sign of rememberance. Miss U!

• Your absence should be long enough so that somebody misses u, it shouldn't be so long that somebody finds out that how well he can do without u...!

• A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing.

• What makes a frindship special is the way each one remembers the other when they are apart. They miss the talks, the laughs n the time they spent together. Life changes, memories don't. I miss U.

Us ajnabi ka youn

2008-12-06T02:03:00.000-08:00

Us ajnabi ka youn

Us ajnabi ka youn na intezaar karo
Is aashiq dil ka na aitbaar karo
Roz nikla karen kisi ke yaad mein aanso
Itna kabhi na kisi se pyaar karo

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Lamha Lamha Sanse Khatm Ho Rahi Hai,
Jindagi Maut Ke Pahloo Me So Rahi Hai,
Us Bewafa Se Mat Pucho Meri Maut Ki Wajah,
Wo To Bus Jamane Ko Dikhane Ke Liye Ro Rahi Hai

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Jab bhi kisiko kareeb paya hai
Kasam khuda ki wahin dhoka khaya hai
Kyon dosh dete ho kaanton ko
Ye zakhm to humne phoolon se paya hai!!

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Jab hamko unse mohabbat thi
Unhe hamari mohabbat pe shak tha
Jab unhe ehsas hua hamari mohabbat ka
Tab hum par kisi aur ka hak tha

ropose(sms shayari)

2008-12-06T01:44:00.000-08:00

Propose

Propose karne ka sher:

Kutta mar gaya rajaai mein,
Main paagal ho gaya teri judaai mein
Haathi nadi mein beh nahin sakta,Apun tere bina reh nahin sakta...

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Tumsa koi doosra zameen par hua,
Toh Rab se shikayat hogi....

Ek toh jhella nahi jaata,
Doosra AA gaya to kya halat hogi!!!

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Sharab sharir ko khatam karti hai
Sharab samaj ko khatam karti hai
Aao aaj is sharab ko khatam karte hai
Ek botal tum khatam karo ek hum khatam karte hai.

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What is the diff. Between dava & daru?

Ans: Dava is like girlfriend that comes with expiry date.
Daru is like WIFE, jitni PURANI hogi UTNA sir CHAD ke bolegi...

Amir Azam Kasav : Untold Story

2008-12-04T03:16:00.000-08:00

Amir Azam Kasab, the only Pakistani terrorists nabbed live, has revealed the names and addresses of at least five people from the city, which has helped the terrorist operation.

21 year old Amir Azam Kasab, the only surviving terrorist who perpetrated the terrorist attacks in Mumbai, has been caught - by pretending to be dead and taken to the hospital - and has given authorities a full account of the attack and the circumstances and the events surrounding the attacks.

Stage of investigation is going on. Kasab has told police that they were sent with a special mission aimed at Israelis to avenge the atrocities on Palestinians. That was why they targeted Nariman House, a complex intended for Israelis. Sources say Kasab's colleagues killed in the operation had been in Nariman House earlier.

Amir Azam Kasav, also known as Mohammad Ajmal, Mohammed Amin Kasab, so confident in the picture above. It was taken when he went into the Mumbai train station (CST) in order to kill as many as he could. He and his partner finished its operations at the station and moved on to his next goal, Girgaum Chowpatty.

The 21-yr-old captured fidayeen was born at Faridkot village (pop 3,000), Dipalpur tehsil, of Okara district in Punjab province, 50 km east

of Multan.

Family belongs to Qasai caste. Father, Mohd Amir Iman, runs dahi-puri snack cart, mother, Noori Tai, looks after a ramshackle home Ajmal is one of 5 children. Eldest brother , Afzal, 25, works as a labourer in Lahore, lives near Yadgar Minar. Sister, Rukaiyya Husain, 22, is married in the village.

Then comes Ajmal. Sister, Suraiyya, 14, and brother Munir, 11, still at home Ajmal's poor father can't keep him in the local government primary school. In 2000, 13-yr-old Ajmal , who has done just class 4, is sent off to his brother Afzal in Lahore .

The elder brother, then 17, hardly has the means to look after his young brother Ajmal shuttles between Lahore and Faridkot village. In 2005, fights with his father and leaves home, saying he won't return . Not welcome in Afzal's house either.

Stays at the shrine of holy man Syed Ali Hajveri. Like his elder brother, starts working as labourer Finds the work degrading. Gets attracted to petty crime. With friend Muzaffar Lal Khan, launches new career in armed robberies . On Dec 21, 2007, Bakr-Eid day, they go to Rawalpindi to buy weapons It's here that they run into activists of Jamaat-ud-Dawa - Lashkar-e-Taiba's political wing - handing out pamphlets about their organization. After a brief chat, the duo sign up - not because of their conviction but for the training they might get. That, they feel, would further their career in crime Reach LeT's base camp, Markaz Taiba.

It's here that Ajmal starts getting influenced by films on India's "atrocities" in Kashmir, by impassioned speeches by preachers, including LeT chief Hafiz Mohammad Saeed. Starts believing it might be worth sacrificing his worthless life for glory of Islam The camp gives him a sense of belonging that he never had in his family . When he comes home during a 2-month breaks finds he is suddenly being treated with respect by his family and community kin After this break, Ajmal chosen for for LeT's basic combat course, Daura Aam.

Does well and is chosen with small group of 32 for advanced training, Daura Khaas, at a camp near Manshera. Does well here too Selected for high-skill marine commando and navigation training, specially imparted to the team of 10 fidayeen team, chosen to attack Mumbai.

At 4.15 am, on Nov 23, Ajmal with the unit, sail off from a forlorn creeknear Karachi, each equipped with AK-47 s, 200 rounds of ammo and grenades Just before his departure, LeT military commander Zaki-ur-Rahman Lakhvi promised Ajmal a reward of Rs 1.5 lakh to his family for his sacrifice in the cause of Islam

SHAYRIS

2008-12-01T15:50:00.001-08:00

KUCH MITHI OR KUCH KADWI YADEEN

1) Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he Hum aap ko manzil samajte he, Bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me Aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

2) Bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar, Hasati hai dosti rulaata hai pyar, milati hai dosti judaa karta hai pyar, phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar?

3) Leke hum dusro ki hasi kya kare, jo apni nahi wo khushi kya kare, tanha jine se behatar hai mar jaye hum, jab saath tum nahi to zindagi jikar kya kare

4) Yaad karte hai tumhe tanhai mein, dil dooba hai gamo ki gehrai mein, hume mat dhoondna duniya ki bhid mein, hum millenge tumhe tumhari parchaai mein..

5) Humse door jayoge kaise, Dil se hume bhulayoge kaise, Hum to vo khusboo hain jo aapki saanso mein baste hain, Khud ki saanso ko rok payoge kaise

6) Har baar dil se yeh paigaam aaye, Zubaan kholu to tera he naam aaye, Tum hee kyon bhaye dil ko kya malum, Jab nazroo ke saamne haseen tamaam aaye..

7) Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum. Doob kar jisme marr jayu vo River ho tum. Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum..

8 ) You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind, you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart, and i am always a bad shooter because I Miss You Always

9) Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..

10) Haseeno ne haseen banke gunaaah kiya, auro ko to theek humko bhi tabaah kiya, pesh kiya jab ghazaloN mein unki bewafaii ko, auro ne to theek unhone bhi waah waah kiya

11) Khuda se thoda rahem kharid lete, aap ke zakhmo ka marhar kharid lete, agar kahin kabhi bikti khushiyan meri, to saari bechkar aapka har gam kharid lete

12) Zindagi mein hamesha SMART log milenge, kahi zyada to kahi kum milenge, choice zara sochke karna, zaroori nahi har jagah tumhe hum jaise milenge

13) Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari, har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari, koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare, har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

14) Ikrar may shabdo ki ahmiyat nai hoti, dil ke jazbat ki awaz nai hoti, ankhen bayan kar deti hai dil ki dastan, mohabbat lafzo ki mohtaz nai hoti

15) Hum wo ishq hain jo dil bankar dhadakte hai, hum wo khushbo hain jo baho mein mahakte hain, humse pyar na karna e-zalim hum vo dard hain jo ankho se chalakte hain

SHAYRIS

2008-12-01T15:50:00.000-08:00

KUCH MITHI OR KUCH KADWI YADEEN

1) Aap to manzil ko mushkil samajte he Hum aap ko manzil samajte he, Bada fark he apke or hamare nazariye me Aap hume sapna or hum aap ko apna samajte hai

FUNNY SHAYRIS

2008-11-30T05:47:00.000-08:00

School Mein Ishq Ka Naya Mahool Tyar Ho Gaya,
Class Ki Teacher Ko Papu Se Pyar Ho Gaya.

Iss Baat Se Sari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya,
Sari Class Fail, Aur..... Papu Pass Ho Gaya....

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Dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna,
Jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna.

Agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat ,
Raakhi nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna...

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UNKI GALI SE MERA JANAZA NIKLA
WO NA NIKLE JINKE LIYE JANAZA NIKLA,

UNKA GHAR AAYA TO MERE DOST SITI BAJANE LAGE,
RAKHKE MERA JANAZA KAMINE USKO PATANE LAGE....

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Tere gam me tadap kar mar jayenge,
Mar gaye to tera naam lejayenge...

Rishwat de ke tujhe bhi bulaenge,
Tum upar aaoge to saath baith ke Kurkure khaenge....

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Arz kiya hai!!!...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Gaur farmaiye...Itne kamjor hue teri judai se...

Ki chinti bhi ab kheech le jaati hai charpai se....

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palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,
Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

Aasani se nahi mile ho tum
National zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe....!!!

Sms

2008-11-29T04:15:00.000-08:00

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The world's most beautiful sentence is… "BUT…I LOVE U"
and
the world's most selfish and painful sentence is "I LOVE YOU…BUT.."

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Har Kisi se Nazar milaya nahi karte,
Youn kisi se dil nahi karte,
bahut poochenge log tumse hamari baatein,
yeh dil ki baatein hai, har kisi ko bataya nahi karte,

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Mahek Dosti Ki Ishq Se Kam Nahin Hoti,
Ishq Se Zindagi Khatam Nahin Hoti,
Agar Sath Ho Zindagi Mein Achche Dost Ka,
To Zindagi Jannat Se Kam Nahin Hoti,

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if kisses were rain id send u showers,
if fun was time id send u hrs,
if u needed a friend id send u me!
*Happy Birthday To You Sweetheart*

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Wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAVE A GREAT DAY

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Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du.
Junam Din Mubarak Ho

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LIKE A FRESH DEWDROPS of a new day .,.,.
may GOD'S loving u hands be upon u today
to freshen ur soul & body! HAPPY B - DAY .,.,.

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Teri judai bhi hamein pyaar karti hai,
Teri yaad bahut bekrar karti hai,

Woh din jo tere sath guzare the,
Talash unko nazar bar bar karti hai,
DIL SE

NICE SMS

2008-11-26T21:11:00.000-08:00

This mail is incomplete with out u...

U" LAGAO' AUR BAN JAO TUM.

M__RKH
ST__PID
B__DH__
D__FFER
BEWK__F
GHOCH__
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ha ha ha...!!!!

Dekha! Eveythng is incomplete without U...!

Dont keep me in ur hrt but keep me in ur brain

bcoz

Rehne ki jagah jitni khali ho, rehne me utna maza ata he

6x)+(54y)-(25z) /40
652x > 4455y
(5250)=?
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Pagal Ho Kya ?
Itna Kya Sochna
Time Paas Hai
Forward Kar Ke Dusre Ke Dimaag Khao

Husbnd&wife 2no ghumne gaye
Raste me 1 gadha ghas kha raha tha
Husband: Dekho apke rishtedaar! Namaste boliye
Wife: NAMASTE SASURJI

Santa went to a shop & said- Black colour ka bulb do
Shopkeeper asked- Kaha lagana hai?
Santa-"Dophar ko andhera kar ke sona hai

Kid:Aunty,mummy ne chini mangi hai.
Aunty chini dete hue,"achha aur kya kaha mummy ne?
Kid:Agar woh badmash na de,to Sharma aunty se le aana

Utha le re deva, utha le...
Mereko nahi re, mere dost ko uthale...
Uper nahi re baba, so raha hai, nind se uthale...

Hum Be-Noor Na Hote..!!

2008-11-26T20:37:00.000-08:00

Wo nahi mera magar us se mohabbat hai to hai

Wo nahi mera magar us se mohabbat hai to hai,
Ye agar rasmo rivajo se bagawat hai to hai.
Sach ko maine sach jab kah diya to kah diya,
Ab jamane ki najro me ye bagawat hai to hai.
Dost ban ker dushmano sa satata hai mujko,
"Fir Bhi Mujhe Us Se Mohabbat Hai To Hai"
Kab kaha maine ki wo mil jaye mujko,
uski baahon me dum nikle ye hasrat hai to hai.
Wo sath hai to jinda hu main,
Meri saanso ko uski jarurat hai to hai.

Agar hum bhi teri tarah Majboor na hote,
Khuda Qasam hum bhi Tumse Door na hote..

Wo to tere ISHQ me hum Badnaam ho gaye,
Warna tere shahar me MashHoor na hote..

Gar Khwaab dekhne ki muze Aadat hi na hoti,
To ye Khwaab mere dil ke Choor-Choor na hote..

Patthar Taraash kar jab tumhe Heera sa kar diya,
Paakar Be-intehaa Mohabbat tum Magroor na hote..

Anjaam Mere ISHQ ka, ye to hargiz nahi hota?
Tum sabki aankhon ke NOOR, hum Be-Noor na hote..!!

wow

2008-11-26T05:06:00.000-08:00

Choose differently today

2008-11-12T04:58:00.000-08:00

Choose differently today

"It is always your next move."

-- Napoleon Hill

The great benefit of heightened awareness is that we have more choice in how we live our lives. At any moment, we can purposefully choose a new experience for ourselves. We can choose to pay attention, breathe more deeply, laugh, rest, play, appreciate, do something different - the possibilities are endless.

Whenever you remember, TAKE YOURSELF OFF AUTO-PILOT and really examine your situation. Take charge and make a choice that will enrich your experience. At the end of the day, reflect on what happened and how you felt when you chose a new line of thought, feeling or action.

"We cannot tell what may happen to us in the strange medley of life. But we can decide what happens in us -- how we can take it, what we do with it -- and that is what really counts in the end."

-- Joseph Fort Newton

"When a defining moment comes along, you can do one of two things. Define the moment, or let the moment define you."

-- Tin Cup (the movie)

"If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice."

-- Neil Peart

YOU ARE ALL MY BEAUTIFUL DREAMS

2008-11-08T11:00:00.000-08:00

You are all of my beautiful dreams,
put together, and rolled into one.
You're the moon and stars in my sky,
and the light of my morning sun..

You're my first thought in the morning,
and my very last thought each night.
Dreams of you hold me through my day;
bring comfort to me, until morning light.

You have brought me a world of love,
which fills every emotion within me.
A world I always knew could exist,
but not one, I ever thought I would see.

SMS DOSTI

2008-11-07T09:20:00.000-08:00

SMS DOSTI

Dost ek saahil hai tufaano ke liye,

Dost ek aaina hai armaano ke liye,

Dost ek mehfil hai anjaano ke liye,

Dosti ek khawaahish hai aap jaise dost ko paane ke liye

Aye dost teri dosti uss ghadi tadpaayegi,

Jab zindagi kahegi alvida,

Aur maut bhi naa aayegi ! .

Dosti toh sirf ek ittefaaq hai,

Yeh toh dilon ki mulaakaat hai,

Dosti nahi dekhti yeh din hai ki raat hai,

Isme toh sirf wafaadaari aur jasbaat hai !

SMS

2008-10-21T05:20:00.000-07:00

Dil ki hasti bikhar gai hoti,aur Ruh ke Zakhm bhar gaye hote,jindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai,varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

Wo Dosti hi kya jisme duriya na ho,Wo apnapan hi kya jisme ladai na ho,wo dil hi kya jisme dard na ho,aur wo cell hi kya jisme hamara SMS na ho...

ishq karnay kay bhi kuch aadab hotay hain
khule ankhoun main bhi kuch khuab hotay hain
har koi roo kay dekhai yeh zarore to nahi
khushk ankhoun main bhi selaab hotay hain.

Kai raaz aise hote hai jo kahe ni jate,
kai dil aise hote hai jo tode ni jate,
aur kuch ap jaise DOST hote hai jo chode ni jaate..

Kuch aise din b meri zindagi mei aaye hai..
Aankhe jab roti hai honth muskaraye hai,
sabse jyada jo dur gaye mere daman se,jaane ku sabse adhik yaad wahi aaye hai..

Us Pyari si surat ka phir ek bar didar de, tadap rahe hain hum yahan, ab aur na intazar de, awaz mat suna, ae zalim magar, ek MISSED call to mar de...****

Aasman me itne tare ho ki asma na dikhai de, Aap ki zindagi me itni khushiya ho, ke gam na dikhai de.

Ankhon se dur ho par dil se nahi,Dil me zarur ho par milte nahi, bus yehi gila hai tumse dost, tum milte zarur ho par dil se nahi..

jo asaani se mile wo hai gum,jo mushkil se mile wo hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile wo hai pyaar,jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai"APUN KA SMS***

Sabne Kaha Dosti ek dard hai,Humne kaha dard kabul hai,sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,humne kaha teri dosti ke sath marna kabul hai... ***

Andhe ke hath me "TORCH", Bahare ke hath me "RADIO",Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",AUR AAP KE HATH ME "MOBILE"WAH WAH Kya zamana Aaya hai!!!****

Evolution of Man,Shadi se pahale,HERO No.1 Shadi k baad,COOLIE No.1 Shadi se pahale,Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi k bad,Yeh Meine kya kiya****

Kya bindas hawa chal raheli hai, birdy gana ga rahele hain, Cow log grass eat rahele hain, shane log SMS kar rahele hain aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahele hain...

Apko MULAYAM ki akal, LALOO ki shakal, Mayawati ki wani, JAYA ki jawani, KALAM jaise baal, ATAL jaisi chaal mile.. GOOD LUCK****

Aapki yaad me mene kalam uthai,lia kagaz, tasvir apki banayi, socha tha dil se laga ke rakhe us tasvir ko, par wo toh bacchon ko darane ke kaam aayi.

THE LAWS OF ultimate reality

2008-10-20T04:54:00.000-07:00

THE LAWS OF ULTIMATE REALITY

Law of Mechanical Repair
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

Law of Gravity
Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of Probability
The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

Law of Random Numbers
If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

Law of the Alibi
If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire..

Law of Variation Law
If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now

Law of the Bath
When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters
The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result
When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics
The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Law of the Theater
At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

The Starbucks Law
As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers
If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Physical Surfaces
The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Logical Argument
Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law of Physical Appearance
If the shoe fits, it's ugly…

Oliver's Law of Public Speaking
A closed mouth gathers no feet…

Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy
As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it…

Doctors' Law
If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better. Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick…

Australian letter of the year

2008-10-02T07:59:00.000-07:00

A fabulous characteristic of Australians is that we are far more direct and outspoken than others when dealing with the sort of elected whanker who wouldn't otherwise get the full drift of what they were trying to communicate. Below is one such wonderful communication...

Dear Mr. Minister,

I'm in the process of renewing my passport, and still cannot believe this.

How is it that K-Mart has my address and telephone number, and knows that I bought a Television Set and Golf Clubs from them back in 1997, and yet, the Federal Government is still asking me where I was born and on what date.

For Christ sakes, do you guys do this by hand?

My birth date you have in my Medicare information, and it is on all the income tax forms I've filed for the past 40 years. It is on my driver's licence, on the last eight passports I've ever had, on all those stupid customs declaration forms I've had to fill out before being allowed off the planes over the last 30 years, and all those insufferable census forms that I've filled out every 5 years since 1966.

Also..would somebody please take note, once and for all, that my mother's name is Audrey, my Father's name is Jack, and I'd be absolutely astounded if that ever changed between now and when I drop dead!!!...

SHIT!...I apologize, Mr. Minister. But I'm really pissed off this morning. Between you an' me, I've had enough of all this bullshit! You send the application to my house, then you ask me for my address!! What the hell is going on with your mob? Have you got a gang of mindless Neanderthal arseholes workin' there!

And another thing, look at my damn picture. Do I look like Bin Laden? I can't even grow a beard for God's sakes. I just want to go to New Zealand and see my new granddaughter. (Yes, my son interbred with a Kiwi girl). And would someone please tell me, why would you give a shit whether I plan on visiting a farm in the next 15 days? If I ever got the urge to do something weird to a sheep or a horse, believe you me, I'd sure as hell not want to tell anyone!

Well, I have to go now, 'cause I have to go to the other end of the city, and get another copy of my birth certificate, and to part with another $80 for the privilege of accessing MY OWN INFORMATION!

Would it be so complicated to have all the services in the same spot, to assist in the issuance of a new passport on the same day?? Nooooo.. that'd be too easy and makes far too much sense. You would much prefer to have us running all over the place like chickens with our heads cut off, and then having to find some high society whanker to confirm that it's really me in the goddamn photo! You know the photo...the one where we're not allowed to smile?! ...you morons

Signed - An Irate Australian Citizen.

PS. Remember what I said above about the picture, and getting someone in high society to confirm that it's me? Well, my family has been in this country since before 1850! In 1856, one of my forefathers took up arms with Peter Lalor. (You do remember the Eureka Stockade!!) I have also served in both the CMF and regular Army something over 30 years (I went to Vietnam in 1967), and still have high security clearances. I'm also a personal friend of the president of the RSL.. and Lt General Peter Cosgrove sends me a Christmas card each year.

However, your rules require that I have to get someone 'important' to verify who I am; You know.. someone like my doctor; WHO WAS BORN AND RAISED IN PAKISTAN!!!...... a country where they either assassinate or hang their ex-Prime Ministers, and are suspended from the Commonwealth for not having the 'right sort of government.'

You are all idiots

CONTENTMENT

2008-09-26T06:03:00.000-07:00

Contentment
Contentment is the king of all virtues. A contented man lives naturally peaceful life. Remain happy with what is available and at the same time keep trying for better.

Interesting definations

2008-09-08T17:27:00.000-07:00

INTERESTING DEFINITIONS

School:

A place where Papa Pays and Son Plays.

A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Life Insurance:

A person who works up to give you sleeping pills.

Nurse:

Something like the game of Cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test match.

Love Affairs:

It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Marriage:

Future tense of Marriage.

Divorce:

The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Tears:

An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Lecture:

The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Conference:

The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Compromise:

A place where success comes before work.

Dictionary:

A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Conference Room:

Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Classic:

A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Smile:

A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Office:

The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Yawn:

A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Etc.:

Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Committee:

The name men give to their mistakes.

Experience:

An invention to end all inventions.

Atom Bomb:

A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.

Philosopher:

A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

Diplomat:

A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.

Opportunist:

A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."

Optimist:

A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.

Miser:

A banker provided by nature.

Father:

A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.

Criminal:

Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Boss:

One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Politician: