SHAYRIS

Seh liya har dard humne haste haste'
Ujd gaya ghar mera yaaro baste baste'

Ab wafa kare to kis se kare yaaro'
Wafa karne gaye to bewafa hi mile raste raste..

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Baja to main bhi sakta tha, par mera saaz tha bevafa.
Gaa to main bhi sakta tha, par mera raag tha bevafa.

Aye shenshah apne tajmahal par itna guman na kar,
Bana to main bhi sakta tha, par meri mumtaz thi bevafa.

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Zaroori to nahin jeene ke liye sahara ho
Zaroori to nahin hum jinke hain vo hamara ho

Kuch Kashtiyaan doob bhi jaati hain...
Zaroori to nahin ke har Kashti ka koi kinara ho....

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SAPNO KI TARAH AAKAR CHALE GAYE
APNO KO BHULA KAR CHALE GAYE

KIS BHOOL KI SAZA DI AAPNE HAME,
PEHLE HASAYA, FIR RULA KAR CHALE GAYE

SMS SHAYRI

Dard SMS Shayari Humari ankh me Paanee Bahot Hai. Ke Is Duniya me Beimaani Bahot hai.. Mohabbt humne kee Hai,Humse Poocho... Mohabbat me Pareshani Bahot Hai.... --------------------- Hausle Zindagi Ke Dekhte hai.. Chalo Kuch roz Jee ke Dekhte hai... Baarishonse to Pyas buzhtee nahin... Aao Ab Zeher Pee ke Dekhte Hain.... --------------------- Mere haathon se gir gayi lakeeren kahin, bhool aaye hum apni takdeeren kahin. Agar mile tumko kahin to utha lena, mere hisse ki har khushi apne haathon pe saja lena --------------------- Koi Nazre Churaye to badi taqleef hoti Hain.. Koi Daaman Chhuddaye To Badi Taqleef Hoti hai.. Kisise Pyar Kar per Zaada bhi mat kar Aye Dost.. Kyoun ke Jab Dil tutt ta Hai to Badi Taqleef hoti hain.. ----------------------- Zakhm itne gehre hain, izhaar kya karen . . . . Hum khud nishaana ban gaye,Waar kya karen . . Mar gaye hum, magar khuli rahi aankhen Ab isse zyaada unka, intezaar kya karen . . . ----------------------- Tamaam Umr Bhatakte Rahe Gulistanon me.,. Kisee ek bhi Phool me Wafa ki Mehek na milee.. Hanwans ke Naam Pe to Muh khul Gaye Khazanon ke. Wafa Ke Naam pe Maanga to Bhick Tak Nahin Milee.. ----------------------- Ye kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judaii hogi Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi Hum to aapki wafa pe zinda the Ye na socha tha kabhi tum sab se badi bewafaa hogi --------------------- Dil ki duniya tootne ke baad sab rote the Hum the ki pagalon ki tarah hanste the Yeh hale dil hum kaise sunaye ki Takleef na ho unko iss liye akele rote the --------------------- Teri wafa ne mujhe khud aur sitam karne na diya Jo aaye palkon par moti unhe jharne na diya Maine samhja hai khud ko sada amanat teri, Isi khayal ne mujhko kabhi marne na diya --------------------- Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, To hanss kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain. --------------------- Ye kabhi na socha tha tumse humari judaii hogi Tumse dil lagane ki saza tum mujhe aise dogi Hum to aapki wafa pe zinda the Ye na socha tha kabhi tum sab se badi bewafaa hogi-Hassan --------------------------- Unki tasveer ko seene se laga lete hain, Iss tarah judai ka gham mitaa lete hain. Kisi tarah zikar ho jaye unka, To hanss kar bheegi palkein jhuka lete hain.-Hassan ------------------------------ - Zaruri to nahi jine ke liye Sahara ho, Zaruri to nahi hum jinke hai who humara ho, Kuch kashtiya doob bhi jaya karti hai, Zaruri to nahi har kashti ka kinara ho.. --------------------- Motiyon mein piroyi hui sapno ko tut te dekha Maut ko bhi maine kaphi nazdeek se dekha Apne ko aaj maine beganaa hote dekha Mehboob ko bhi pal mein bewafaa bante dekha-Hassan --------------------- Chaar din ka hasna tha zindagi bhar ka rona jholi paa beithe hum kahan zaalim duniya ki baaton mein aa beithe aaj fir tadpe dil uski yaad mein najane kyun aaj fir uski yaad ke moti palko pe saja beithe-Hassan --------------------- Honto pe tumhare hamara naam tak na aaye mein milne aau par tu bahar na aaye anjaan hai hamare pyar se vo ab tak ya shayad hum jaiso pe unko taras na aaye-Hassan --------------------- Maang lenge tujhe apne khuda se hum cheen lenge tumhe har kisi se hum mere siva tum pe haq nahin kisi ka na karna bewafai mujh se kabhi varna duniya chod denge hum-Hassan --------------------- Nahin sunta koi toote hue dil ki fariyaad chod gaye aaj vo hi jisse kiya har pal dil se yaad ae mehboob tehar ja saath, aankho ki barsaat tham jane tak kya pata fir rahe na rahe hum tere aane tak-Hassan --------------------- Dard jigar mein uttha hai, koi marham lagane vala nahin aag lagti hai dil mein, koi bujhaane vala nahin kis se umeed rakhe hum iss bhare jahan mein har kisi ne rulaaya iss qadar, koi hansaane vala nahin-Hassan --------------------- SAZAA denewale Humse RAZA poochte hai.. Jab Jee Rahe hai to jeene ki wajah Poochte hai.. Dete hai khudi humko ZEHER.. Aur kitna hai Asar ye poochte hai .... --------------------- Kuch hain jo bolkar apni baat samne rekhte hain Hum hain jo aankhon se izhaar karte hain Humein adat hai kinare aakar nao doobane ki Woh hain, ki toofan main bhi samandar paar kiya karte hain-Hassan --------------------------- Ik boond sharab mein tumhaari nasha dontha ho, Isi bahane hum har roz ek mehfil doontha hoon, Bewaffai ka zakhm to chupalaete hain yaaro, Par un yaadon keliye ek kafan doontha hoon"

Laloo Got Job in Microsoft Corporation ( VERY FUNNY JOKE ) AND SMS

Hum zindagi se aas kare bhi to kya kare,
Jab tum nahi ho paas, kare bhi to kya kare.
Aansu piye, sharaab piye, zeher bhi to pi liya,
Bujhti nahi hai pyaas, kare bhi to kya kare.

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Muskurate palko pe sanam chale aate hein,
Aap kya jaano kahan se hamare ghum aate hein,
Aaj bhi us mod par khade hein,
Jaha kisi ne kaha tha ke theron hum abhi aate hein.

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Thukra ke usne mujhko,
Kaha ki muskuraao!
Maine has diya,
Aakhir sawal uski khushi ka tha.
Maine khoya woh jo mera tha hi nahi,
Usne khoya wo jo sirf usi ka tha

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Is jahan me mohabbat kash na hoti,
To safar-e-zindagi me mithas na hoti!
Agar milti BEWAFA ko sazae maut,
To diwano ki kabre yu udas na hoti!!

Laloo got job in Microsoft Corporation

Laloo Prasad sent his Bio Data - to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad,

You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence.

No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.


Laloo prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference : "Bhaiyon aur Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amereeca mein naukri mil gayee hai."

Everyone was delighted. Laloo prasad continued...... "Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa appointment Letter padkar sunaongaa ? Par letter angreeze main hai - isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.


Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad ----- Pyare Laloo prasad bhaiyya
You do not meet -----aap to miltay hee naheen ho
Our requirement ----- humko to zaroorat hai
Please do not send any furthur correspondance ----- AB Letter vetter bhejne ka kaouno zaroorat nahee.
No phone call ----- phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai
Shall be entertained ----- bahut khaatir kee jayegi.
Thanks ----- aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.
Bill Gates. ---- Tohar Bilva.

Doori Ho To ahsaas hota hai,
Dost ke bina jivan kitna udas hota hai
Umar ho apki Sitaron jitani lambi,
Aisa dost kahan kisi ke pass hota hai

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Aankhen apki ho, par ansu mere,
Zindagi apki ho, par sanse meri,
Dil apka ho, par dhadkan meri,
Zindagi ke ahkri modh par duaa hogi yehi,
Kafan apka ho, aur maut meri......

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Tum dost ho mere sada k liye,
Main zinda hoon tumhaari wafa k liye,
Kar lena laakhon shikwa mujhse magar,
Na hona khafa khuda k liye.

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You have known me in
Good and bad times ,
You have seen me
When i was happy and when i was sad,
You have watched me laugh and cry,
Thank you for believing in me,
For supporting me ,
And for always being there ,
Thank you for being
A PERFECT FRIEND.

ROMANTIC SHAYRIS

My Romantic SMS Shayari Zindagi ki raah mein age chalte jana har pal, Mud ke na dekh beete hue pal Jo nahin tha tera tujhe nahin mila, Jo milgaya uske sath guzar apna har pal ---------------------- Hum is qadar tumpe mar mittege Tum jahan dekhoge hum hi tumhe dikhege Rakhna har pal is dil mein hamari yaad Hamare baad hamare pyar ki daastaan duniya vaale likhege ---------------------- Dil se tera Khayal na jaaye to main kya karoon?? Tu hi bata tu yaad bahot aaye to main kya karoo? Hasrat ye hain ke ek nazar dekhloon tuzhko... Magar Qismat wo lamha na laaye to main Kya karoo??? ---------------------- Aashiq hai tere sadiyo se hum.... itni mohabbat kisne ki hai sanam.... hadd se ziyada chaaha hai tumko humne.... maange tu jaan vi toh piche hatege na kabhi mere kadam....!!!! ---------------------- Meri deewangi ki koi hadd nahin teri soorat ke siva kuch yaad nahin mein hu phool tere gulshan ka tere siva mujh pe kisi ka haq nahin ---------------------- Teri aashiqui mein har had se guzar jayege tu jitna bhulegi utna tujhe yaad aayege dekh lena meri maut ke baad ae jaan-e-mann tu bulayegi hum kabar chodke aayege ---------------------- Aye khat ja unke haathon ko chum le Jab voh padhe to unke hothon ko chum le Khuda na kare voh phade bhi dale To girte girte unke kadmo ko chumle ---------------------- Iss ajab daur mein aashiq bhi ajeeb hote hai ek din dost dusre din rakeeb hote hai iss liye toh mene mohabbat nahin ki hai mohabbat mein toh sirf dukh naseeb hote hai ---------------------- Jab se dekha hai teri aankhon mein jhank kar koi bhi aaina acha nahin lagta teri mohabbat mein aise hue hai deewane tumhe koi aur dekhe toh acha nahin lagta ---------------------- Masti ko muhabbat me fanaaa koun karega ..?? yeh farz mere sewa adaa koun karee ga ...??? Haathoo ki lakiroun ko zaraa dekh najomi...... yeh dekh mere saath wafa koun karee ga????? ---------------------- Dilon mein aarzu ke diye jalte rahenge aakhon se aansu nikalte rahenge aap shamaa bankar dil mein roshani toh karo hum to mom bankar pighalte rahenge ---------------------- Apni nazar me meri nigaah phir kyon dhoondhte ho.. Apni tanhai me meri kami kyon mehsoos karte ho.. Apne ahsaason me meri chhuuan kyon talashtey ho.. Apne lafzon se aksar yeh faasley kyon taye karte ho ---------------------- Mohabato mein jeene wale kush nasib hai. Mohabato mein marne wale bhi ajeeb hai. Azeem hai hamari dastan JAANEMAN, Faaslo par rehte hai phir hi Dil ke qareeb hai. ---------------------- Khwabon mein aate ho TUM yaadon mein aate ho TUM jahan mein jau jahan mein dekhu mujhe nazar aate ho TUM ---------------------- Aankhon me rahne walo ko yaad nahi karte, Dil me rehne walo ki baat nahi karte, Hamari to ruh me bus gaye hain aap, Tabhi to hum milne ki fariyaad nahi karte ---------------------- Kuch nasha teri baat ka hai Kuch nasha dhimi barsaat ka hai Hum to kabse nashe me dub jaane ko tayyar hai Intezar to sirf aapki mulakat ka hai ---------------------- Kitne pyar unhe karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua Roz intezaar kyun karte hai..aaj hamein maloom hua Na chaah kar bhi dil kyun dukhaay unka Itna kyun aazmaate hai unko..aaj hamein maloom hua ---------------------- Mulakat maut ki mehman ban gayi hai Nazar ki duniya veeran ban gayi hai Meri sans bhi ab meri nahi rahi Ye zindagi aapki mohabbat par kurban ho gayi hai ---------------------- teri mohabbat pe sakh kar ke.. humne aapne aapko kamzor sabit kya hai... maf karde hume is kahta pe.. aakhir tere judai hi iska karan hai... ---------------------- Duriyon ki na parwa kijiye Dil jabhi pukare bula lijiye Hum zyada dur nahi aapse Bus apni aankho ko palko se mila lijiye!! ---------------------- Sapno se dil lagane ki aadat nahi rahi, har waqt muskurane ki aadat nahi rahi, ye soch ke ki koi manaane nahi aayega, ab hume rooth jaane ki aadat nahi rahi ---------------------- kab unki palko se izhar hoga, dil ke kisi kone me hamare liye bhi pyaar hoga, gujar rahi hai raate unki yaado me kabhi to unko hamara intezar hoga,? ---------------------- Aankho me armaan diya karte hai, hum sabki neend churaliya karte hai, jab jab aap ki palke jhapkegi to samajh lena hum aapko yaad kiya karte hai ---------------------- wo na aaye unki yaad aakar wafa kar gayi. unse milne ki tamanna sukoon tabah kar gayi, aahat hui socha asar duaa kar gayi, darwaja khola to dekha majak humse hava kar gayi ---------------------- Tere intezar me palke bichhaye baithe hai. wo ayege isiliye ummid jagaye baithe hai. na todna kabhi milne ka wada ki hum ab to apni jaan ki bazi lagaye baithe hai ---------------------- bhulana aapko na asaan hoga. bhule jo aapko wo naadaan hoga, aap baste ho dil me hamare, aap hame na bhule ye aapka ehsaan

SMS

Dil ki kashti bikhar gayi hoti,
Aur rooh ke zakhm bhar gaye hote.

Zindagi aap jaise dosto ki amanat hai
Varna hum to kabke mar gaye hote...

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Yeh dosti meri nahi hamaari hai,
Isliye toh saab rishton si pyaari hai.

Zaroori nahi doston ka roz milna,
Tabhi toh sms,phone calls,mails ka silsila jaari hai!

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For all d Love u share, For all d ways u care,
For all d times u r there.

U r special and beyond compare.
I just wanna say TAKE CARE..

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Pyar se pyari hai teri dosti.
Jaan hamari hai teri dosti.

Miss call ka syrap or sms ki tablet dete rahena.
Kyu ki ek khubsurat bimari hai teri dosti.

S MS

Dosti ke mayne hamse kya puchte ho,
Hum abhi in baton se anjaan hain,

Sirf ek gujarish hai ke bhool na jana hame,
Kyonki aapki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.......

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Bhige mausam ki khushbu hawao me ho,
Apki dosti ka ehsaas in fizao me ho,

Yuhi sada rahe apke Hoto pe Muskurahat,
Itna asar meri duao me ho......

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U make 10 friends,
Laugh wid 9,
Meet 8 of them,
Talk to 7,
Celebrate wid 6,
Share secrets with 5,
Trust 4,
Cry wid 3,
Take help of 2,
But never forget 1 like me:)

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Kuch dost palbhar me bhula diye jate hai,
Kuch dost pal-pal yaad aate hai,

Hum aapse yahi puchna chahte hai,
K dosto k is kataar me hum kahan aate hai.

SMS

ONE DAY MONDAY
WENT TO TUESDAY
TO SEE WEDNESDAY
AND ASK THURSDAY

WHETHER FRIDAY HAS
TOLD SATURDAY
THAT"SUNDAY"IS
"FRIENDSHIPDAY"

"HAPPY FRENDSHIP DAY"

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Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...
Nothing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

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A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U.

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TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHER jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho...!